I'm not a guy...and I was joking.

safe word?

mgoveia is married?! Damn, there goes my chance.

*cowers in the corner*

I really don't think so, but then again that's just my opinion I suppose. I've spoken to kids (boys) about this kind of stuff before and they have responded in the same way. They've just been taught that men can't hit women and that's it...which is why I was a little sad. To each their own.

I'm gonna throw up. We all eat chicken periods for breakfast.

"mine."

I felt bad...I wanted to say "who cares if you're a man. Men shouldn't hit women and women shouldn't hit men either!"

Those Italian boys are going to grow up and break a lot of hearts.

'academic' reasons.

I've been single all my life and I wish I had a tent...

My brother locked me a dog cage in the backyard and left me out there for the night. My dad only noticed that I was gone when he went to feed the dog in the morning... but found me instead.

Can't blame him. I'd want to go back as well.

Dear guest,
Notice the grammatical use of the pluperfect? Yeah, that's referring to the historical past. Jesus HAD 12 disciples to begin with.

That's why I've made my New Year's Resolution to give up.

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me...no more.

Can I join? My qualifications:
1. Have been called ugly by numerous strangers while walking down the road,
2. A guy once looked at me and said "ew."
3. Even WITH make-up, I'm still highly unattractive.
4. Even my own mother admitted that I wasn't beautiful...but I am a high achiever, so I got that going for me which is nice.
Am I in?

Fuck, I just went to go get a bag of chips, calm down.

*insert sexual innuendo*