LAST ONE: Well, she has low expectations.

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What a lovely guy.

I actually had to get a box of tissues, man, I'm crying so much right now.

Okay, I'll admit it, this made me chuckle.

lol I'm really not trying to be mean, but to the seventh person. Are you a boy or a girl? I genuinely can't tell the difference.

I'd be won over if I guy ever said that me. lol

What a horrible mother. If that was my kid's mother, I'd probably establish some logical deal. E.g "If you can eat all your veggies, clean your room and study very hard" we'll go to Disney Land. Reward them for important things. Likes? Fuck off.

I just burst out laughing and now my dad think I've finally lost my mind. Hysterical!

What the actual fuck is he wearing?

We all originated out of Africa, it's true. So, we've all got African ancestry in us, and that's what makes us family :)
LITERALLY

Yes. Don't you dare judge me!!! *scratches ass*