Maybe that's why he wants the fairies.. To pull his shit together

There's only one logical reason why he's so messed up..
FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!!!!

That's where I'd put my ear... IF I HAD ONE!!!!

If you are ever in public and something werid or strange happens just burst out into a seizure while screaming, "FAIRLY GOD PARENT'S! " Its a great conversation starter.

HOW DO HIS GLASSES STAY ON

I just burst out laughing and now my dad think I've finally lost my mind. Hysterical!

They mention it quite a few times in the series, I think.

I just realised his first name is Denzel. Denzel sounds like a really buff black guys name and then this is what you get . A creepy skinny pale white guy

Mother of.... O.O