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It's just easier to be foreveralone by choice 11 comments
everything · 10 years ago
THIS ^
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Guy crying after wisdom teeth are taken out Funny 15 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Unicorn piss. 100% accurate.
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The amount of stupidity this girl processes. I can't. 27 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I checked this girl's twitter, she is the fucking epitome of stupid.
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Dammit Frank 5 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Me as a parent someday.
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i do this too 2 comments
everything · 10 years ago
No true for me at all :/
My week is ruined if this happens. I crawl up into a ball and cry.
The lowest you can reach 4 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Me in Latin every time.
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Is African a religion. 86 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Boys with eyes?! lmao. WELL, you're going to love me.
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Thank god 21 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Gather around my children, today we are going to learn shit.
Africa is a continent. South Africa is located within the continent. South Africa is the country.
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Unexpected visitors 10 comments
everything · 10 years ago
You have been blessed with a rare opportunity. FOLLOW IT TO WONDERLAND!!!
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im just gonna leave this here 62 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I'm at Uni now and I have the WEIRDEST Latin tutor ever. The guy's like 24 years old (an absolute genius but really quirky). Anyway one day I was walking with some friends when I saw him prancing on campus. Not walking...prancing.
He also smeared whiteboard marker all over his face once and ran out of the room. The entire class was silent. Like I said, genius...but weird.
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College 4 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Finals are coming...
All of the notes from med school from start to finish 21 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Whhhhhhhaaaat? Law school goes on forever. 6 fucking years.
Thank you Oxford, thank you.
Do You Want To Build a Family? 44 comments
everything · 10 years ago
To taratheartist. You genuinely made me laugh, that's rare. Well done.
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If you were Cassidy, which of these would you do? 17 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I'd rather stay grounded. My parents tried grounding me once, until they realized that I was an introverted nerd. Staying at home? Doing nothing? Sounds like my kind of punishment.
My mother's new tactic? "If you don't do this I'm going force you to go clubbing with your friends!"
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Another argument 62 comments
everything · 10 years ago
If it makes people happy, then leave them alone. See, this is my problem with society in general. Women are either fake WITH make-up or we're ugly WITHOUT it. There's no winning.
But what really bothers me, are those, who ignorantly assume that women wear make-up in order to impress guys. No at all. I wear make-up to give me that extra confidence so that I can tackle the day head on! It's got nothing to do with men. People have told me over a million times, "oh what guys are trying to impress." I never really respond, because I don't want to embarrass them by saying "I'm asexual."
I respect their opinions, but they should try to see things from our side as well.
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Just give me a minute, I'm alright 3 comments
everything · 10 years ago
It looks confused, as if it can't comprehend the situation.
"Wh-what just happened?"
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What do I have to do to get a little privacy in here? 20 comments
everything · 10 years ago
The things they have seen...
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Ha ha ha now whos the best 32 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Ah, are we forgetting Eric and Aladdin?!
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When I make eye contact with the professor during a lecture 3 comments
everything · 10 years ago
This post perfectly answers the one above.
I didnt even notice 31 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Am I the only fucking person who actually read Accordion instead of according?
A little about crushes 137 comments
everything · 10 years ago
*looks into the mirror*..."I really don't think so."
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This is the End 8 comments
everything · 10 years ago
I fucking ADORE this film
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You lying b*tch!!! 3 comments
everything · 10 years ago
actually lol'd at this
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Thought this might help somebody 7 comments
everything · 10 years ago
Then how are you supposed to learn? -_-
Reasons kids cry. 28 comments
everything · 10 years ago
pastywhitegirl: That is certainly not true, I have my own PERSONAL reasons for disliking children (it has absolutely nothing to do with their age) and its your assumption that every who dislikes children based on their age that is the TRUE generalization. Don't hold such a narrow view of people, everyone is motivated by different things :)
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