EzioAuditore

ezioauditore


Why am I sideways?

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Burned so hard 7 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
A spider
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What I have to put up with every night 16 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
Yuk, who would sleep with there cats?!
Ninja umbrella 10 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
Where can I get one of these!!!???!
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Paulsmith.tumblr.com 15 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
And never say your real name, or else you're screwed
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COD in real life 3 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
What about us battlefield players?
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Who doesn't want to sleep tonight?! 69 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
Oooooo soooo scary, I don't think I will be able to fall unconscious tonight :(
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Evil prank 10 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
So they are slippery and hard to capture.
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Tall girls 14 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
I didn't say tall girls couldn't wear heels. I don't know where people are getting that idea
Tall girls 14 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
That's no what I ment...
Tall girls 14 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
Are you shitting me? Is this comment for real?
They've definitely been lifting 13 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
It also takes a lot of core body strength aswell
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Which b*tton? 88 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
Blue
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Wow.... Feels.. 35 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
Don't believe everything you see...
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He experienced hell 21 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
Fake. :/
Rubber bands splitting a watermelon 9 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
F-yeah!!! Slo-mo guys
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Apply cold water to the burned area 5 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
Cheers for repeating the title.
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All moms are the same 8 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
Don't you fucking dare bring these shitty kind of posts to funsubstance
Tumblr on Bruno Mars 11 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
Woahh ease up
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Just one chip 11 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
It's called crumbed steak
Leave the heart alone 7 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
Umm no. Not really
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I sent grapes into space 13 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
People like grapes-Gavin Free
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Tumblr on mirrors 14 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
Hey guys, I know it's been a while and I'm sorry, but I'm back and ready!
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The story of my hair products 12 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
If you are a man you will understand this post
The feels 12 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
That made me think more about a lot of things...
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This has silent hill written all over it 11 comments
ezioauditore · 11 years ago
Those aren't train tracks :/