What I have to put up with every night

Lol

mgovia how do you know?

You're not good at following directions, are you?

Directions unclear. Dick stuck in couch.

Abort! Abort!
(heh 'BortSubstance)

A lot of people like the companionship of having a pet in their bed, because they are warm and cuddly. Also, pets are generally very similar to humans in that they breathe, and have that 'life' energy field, which makes people feel more comfortable.

The fuck. This bitch has no boundaries. Her parents really fucked up. I would not allow this to happen. What is she, a little girl?

What the hell are you talking about?