f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Necc 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Wow. First world at its best.
C'mon dude, you got this 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
If there only was a database I could access to in order to find out what a Honda Civic looks like. Like accessible from the phone I used to post this stereotype first world problem nonsense.
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Happens to me all the time 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
*die Tür ;)
Happens to me all the time 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Hilarious!
Scrappy was born in 1997 as a black cat and only a few years ago he started turning white 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
I recently saw a puppy, a mix of Labrador and Australian Shepherd. All dark gray with black dots all over, head of a Labrador, fur in between the two breeds lengthwise. One of the most beautiful dogs I saw so far.
Apart from these guys here:
https://www.google.com/search?q=Louisiana+Catahoula+Leopard+dog&client=ms-android-samsung&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiIk8aFi6PhAhXDzKQKHdjFAmIQ_AUoAXoECAoQAQ&biw=412&bih=751&dpr=2.63
/Edit for link
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Perfect wry even Kim Jong Un 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.
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Met this guy on the bus. Awesome Suit! 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Buy button?
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Met this guy on the bus. Awesome Suit! 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
We have the same busses in Germany
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Romani (Gypsy) Couple 1890s 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Hippie Steampunk Crossover
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The purple chested bush tit 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
I love tits of all colours
Don't fight me fight the Germans 33 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
I guess this extremely depends on the part of the world you're at and the definition of communism.
Where I am I only see a massive spreading of nationalism and the racism that naturally comes along with it, which is outrageously disappointing considering we were on a good way to overcome such bs. Hopefully the majority of people, which is actually not interested in this backwards oriented and progress blocking crap will find their way back to actually vote. We'll see soon in Europe, elections are close.
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Thor 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
So thunder is the noise clouds make, huh?
Don't fight me fight the Germans 33 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
It's a really sick turn in history that in 2019 it is the Germans who have to explain that nazis are bad to the rest of the world.
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
I told you in the first song, I tell you in another
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colo 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Mantrailing is fake news!
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colo 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Ok, this might sound weird to everybody, but my dog has the absolute astonishing ability to find things using her nose. I'm suspecting her sense of smell somehow works way better than the human nose, it's really strange.
Lanersa 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Stealth 100
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The real question 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Or does your body already mimic horniness in order to get some dopamine from masturbation to fight depression?
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Its a river! 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Wow, thought it was pasta in the first place, thanks
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Brexit 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Pretty accurate
How Badass female characters should be 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Go back to tumblr
How Badass female characters should be 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 years ago
Arya Stark, imho