f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Name, betty lou oliver 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 15 hours ago
And not one steel part was melting
monkaS 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 15 hours ago
The doctor is in!
Not all heroes can find their capes… 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Thumbs up for the title
Boobs, try flashing once 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Stay away from the booze, too.
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"the rancor" 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
I just hope the three bulges und that sheet are supposed to be his foot
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When your broken car antenna looks like a sinking boat! 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 days ago
Cheese us crust!
You're right.
Chad thundercock 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 days ago
"My dum-dum wants a gum-gum"
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Chad thundercock 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 days ago
Reminds me of the easter island head statues
What would you do? 19 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 days ago
Finding 200€ in a jacket every morning would help
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Who’s with me? 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 days ago
Scotland's gonna drop off after Brexit.
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Not mine but this is What I would want to see Keanu in 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 days ago
Well, according to the new trend, I guess they'll rather cast Oprah for this one
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The same worker 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 days ago
40 years of spray painting without mask. What a legend.
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When your broken car antenna looks like a sinking boat! 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 days ago
Why is it in the water though?
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McDonald's Resignation Letter 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 days ago
Somebody's taking huge leaps on the career ladder here
Hope it works 19 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 days ago
It's a piece of cake, as long as you can stand the permanent questions of people around you. It's a shame that alcohol, being the most dangerous drug in the world, is the only one we have to explain ourselves about, if we don't use it.
Stay strong, nobody needs alcohol in their lifes.
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Any good books? 26 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Anything written by Tom Robbins. Jitterbug Perfume for a start.
People in Europe - 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Two bald eagles and half?
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Twitter these days 20 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Fun part of all is that in every Asian country I traveeled so far, one of the best sellers is whitening creme...
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People in Europe - 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Well then come to Hamburg. Refreshing 16 dregrees since almost a week :(
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Tampons in Germany have a normal 19% VAT, books only 7%. So tampons are sold as a book 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Vielen Dank für deine Worte, das bedeutet mir viel. Und egal, wie lange man zusammen war, das macht deine Geschichte nicht zu Peanuts und ich fühle aufrichtig mit dir.
Meine Freunde und meine zuckersüße Qamar tun alles, um es erträglich zu machen.
Ich habe jetzt auf jeden Fall meine neue Wohnung fertig und versuche mich eben so gut abzulenken, wie es geht. Damit lassen sich Wut und Trauer und die Angst vorm Alleinsein dann doch einigermaßen bekämpfen.
Muss ja weitergehen.
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Time to learn German! 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Honhonhon, four times twenty nineteen
Tampons in Germany have a normal 19% VAT, books only 7%. So tampons are sold as a book 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Dark times my dear. After ten years of relationship and seven years of marriage, she very surprisingly left me for a coworker. A guy who looks like the word Lacrosse sounds. This wasn't even an option in my thoughts. I was sure we'd be better than that and we'd make it through life's hickups together. Boy, how wrong I was. I just finalised moving into my new appartment last week.
Time to learn German! 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Just for the fun of it, behold, the french version approaches:
sept cent soixante-dix-sept mille sept cent soixante-dix-sept
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Boy what is you doing!? 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Sparkling Shredder