f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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You're allowed to believe in a god 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Neither nor, but to the concept of religion as such.
This company's logo is the square root of an*l! 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
...half way in?
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Riddle me this 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
Christmas eve, Christmas and that other day.
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BREH 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Mom, can we get a coup?
No, we have coups at home.
Coup at home: *insert buffalo viking picture here*
SnekSubstance 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Huge shlong squirting enormous load
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Haha good friends of dimocracy 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
And Volkswagen exploited.
Alp (German/Northern European folklore) 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
It is not so terrible anymore in context with this post when you take into account that nightmare translates to German as "Albtraum" or "Alptraum", so a dream of an Alp. Furtherly, the painting in this post is called "Nachtmahr", which not only has the same meaning, but is very very close to the word "nightmare".
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Imma' tell my kids this was Mork & Mindy 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Don't you dare!
They were too amazing to have their names kicked in the dirt!
Leave Sonny and Cher alone!
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*checks weather app* 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Isn't it that in Sweden you have to have headlights on as soon as you start the engine?
With no reference to weather?
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Like space force 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
I was about to write something about a Village People reunion song
Me and my buddies tried to recreate the God touching Man photo, Maverick decided to join 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
"The God touching Man photo"
Aka "The cretion of Adam", which in my memory is not a photo, but well, Internet, I guess.
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Sigiriya is perhaps Sri Lanka's single most dramatic sight 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
I loved it there and can really recommend going there as soon as travel restrictions are lifted.
Extremely impressive spot in the world
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When people won't let you do goth girl shit 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Tfw I recognised I misspelled goddes
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When people won't let you do goth girl shit 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
You misspelled godess.
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it just doesnt look very right 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
more like mookkake
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I miss the luxury of air travel 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Luxury of air travel? Can Guest afford flying BC?
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Can I Offer You a Nice Egg in This Trying Time? 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 weeks ago
Jeez, I'll take your eggs any time
Medieval Germans seemed fun 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 weeks ago
Ah, yes, the golden age of rock sack fighting. Good ole times.
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This dog watched me poop at the airport 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 weeks ago
He really looks concerned
I have one kink and it's attachments without reading. 44 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 weeks ago
Bend over, birch.
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I have one kink and it's attachments without reading. 44 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 weeks ago
I have one kink and it's a very big natural one but a bit more of an idea.
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Merry Crisis everyone! 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 weeks ago
Luckily I have the receipt.
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The meatball of friendship 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 weeks ago
K├Âttbullar, the ultimate doggo bait.
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This can Bavaria-nnoying 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 weeks ago
Und das Wau!
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