f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Study was valid 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 7 weeks ago
Causality and correlation are indeed different things.
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I kicked my boyfriend because I have AMAZING boobs 31 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 10 weeks ago
I danced with a bag of weed because I love marijuana. Couldn't be more accurate.
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Cares more about the Beast than the Boy 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 10 weeks ago
(Notes that in sexy times one of the tentacles of the male octopus turns into the D)
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Fun facts about german, Pt. I. 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 11 weeks ago
I love how we literally kick in every door we enter.
(Eintritt, eintreten)
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61' volvo p1800 es 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 15 weeks ago
In Germany this beauty goes by the nickname "Snow White's coffin"
This Margaery Tyrell Cosplay looks almost identical to Natalie Dormer 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 16 weeks ago
That smirk, that irresistable, wonderfully arousing smirk...
Monument of Uriy Gagarin in Alma-Ati, Kazakhstan 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 16 weeks ago
Oh please someone photoshop Bernie next to him
Stop gun violence. 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 18 weeks ago
Black and white could actually be the answer.
Every black person in the US should register a firearm and and apply for a concealed arms license.
Both would be illegal over night.
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The heroes of Chernobyl, who saved Europe from nuclear fallout 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 18 weeks ago
Oof, well, there was a significant amount of fall out and heroes in my opinion are people who knowingly get themselves in danger to save others.
Thos poor bastards were sent into a nuclear wasteland with brooms and shovels and no PSE at the beginning.
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Germans 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 19 weeks ago
My Dad used to read Wilhelm Busch to us at bedtime. Funny little stories of occasional brutal violence done to kids who in the first place played "tricks" that today would lead to jail.
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This is the way 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 19 weeks ago
Imagine trying to show your superior manliness by actually displaying the most insecure behaviour one could think of.
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Travel norway 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 19 weeks ago
Nothing says "I love and treasure earth's beauty" more than travelling in a vessel that brings the air pollution of a big city into the Norwegian wilderness.
Two germans carrying beer meet at a traffic light 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 19 weeks ago
The title should be "Two Germans meeting at a traffic light".
In Germany you are obliged to carry beer in traffic at all times!
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WFH woes 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 19 weeks ago
Just like prices were dictated by supply and demand. Crazy.
Treesubstance part 1. This is ivy (hedera helix) that had grown over an old treestump 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 19 weeks ago
Oh, I can imagine.
I remember my dad and I looking at tree stumps when I was a kid and counting back in time using their annual rings.
But in fact, most trees witness not much more than squirrels moving in and out, lol.
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Games before hoes 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 19 weeks ago
Can somebody explain what fine dining at McDonalds could possibly be?
Bush 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 19 weeks ago
That's the one good thing. Was too busy golfing, I guess.
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Treesubstance part 1. This is ivy (hedera helix) that had grown over an old treestump 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 19 weeks ago
Are you willing to elaborate on why?
To me it has to be the silver birch (Betula pendula).
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1990's 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 19 weeks ago
I never thought it would come that far, but I start missing the 90s.
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Name this band, wrong answers only! 23 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 19 weeks ago
Furry and the Uwus
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Treesubstance part 1. This is ivy (hedera helix) that had grown over an old treestump 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 19 weeks ago
Already yay for treesubstance. I'm thrilled for more.
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Why would you do that? - US of A, probably 36 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 20 weeks ago
English Breakfast ist the friggin best when you're hungover!
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2021 is going to be wild 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 20 weeks ago
Gamestonk
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How to infect the world, a guide 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 20 weeks ago
Too late. You're all Germans now.
*background work efficiency intensifies*
*humour.exe has been deinstalled*
*beer brewing abilities set to lvl 99*
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