f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Oh guests 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 15 hours ago
Fahrenheit rockin the show in here!
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Dirty german 18 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 15 hours ago
Do it. There's no better language to explain things, your opinion or yourself more exactly. Well, I can only speak for the few languages I got in touch with so far, but still.
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I'm probably gonna do it anyway, but I'd love to hear your opinions on this haircolour 32 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 15 hours ago
Maybe slightly overly dramatic, but sure you'd rock it. :)
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I'm probably gonna do it anyway, but I'd love to hear your opinions on this haircolour 32 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Hell, what a beautiful shot of yours.
Love the new color, but honestly, there ain't much you could do to mess it up girl.
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Hol'up 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Firstly, it says "God" not "White men". Believe it or not, there are black, asian and arab christians.
Secondly, women can cum without their G-spot being touched, as well.
I just wonder why men are supposed to know about the female G-spot, but women ignore the male one.
Generally, the post doesn't make sense as -same as women- every man can freaking trigger his own G-spot without being gay whatsoever.
Argonath / The Pillars of Kings - pixel art 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
And it's the left arm.
Helicopter removing snow from trees along the Autobahn 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
The snow is damn heavy and potentially causes the trees to crack and fall on the highway.
*Crusades* 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Oh boy, off to the holy land!
Funsub family, please welcome your newest member! (comments) 60 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Prevyet, a warm welcome from northern Germany.
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It’s even in the right order 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Actually, the words could be in the right order in any order.
The irony present 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Ouch
Dirty german 18 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
This is usually used whan you recognise that you're surrounded by idiots.
It says "Lord, drop brains from heaven. Or stones. Main thing is you hit the target."
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So, Monty Python was right 21 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Quick, get the holy handgranade!
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How many people do you know, who wouldn't find that funny? 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Besides the fact that Bambi was biologically incorrect in terms of Bambi being a red deer fawn and the parents being fallow deer.
Dirty german 18 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Hey, oh yeah, I knew the second part, but it's barely used.
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The Chosen one 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
@garlog So you think after Jon Snow's dead, she'll couple up with that Ice-Zombie-King? ;)
Karl Marx releases the Communist Manifesto, Circa 1848 15 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
They may be generous, but that's selective solidarity. Founding a new school or library might be a good thing, but doesn't help e.g. the hospital that needs nurses. They shouldn't be deciding where the money goes imho.
The Chosen one 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
Jon Snow simply can't be the chosen one.
There is a little something that prevents him from being the saviour.
Just if you haven't understood the series so far: Valar morghulis
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Longest government shutdown in history 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
This is the most differentiated and well-thought sight on the orange dimwit I have seen in a long time, thanks for that.
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I believe I can fly! 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
Pull the counter question "Believer in what?"
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Karl Marx releases the Communist Manifesto, Circa 1848 15 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
None of us here will ever get close to being a billionair. So let's break it down to a million. If you combine everything you will be earning in your entire life, excluding tax and living charges, such as living space, energy aso, it is still very likely that you will never reach 1 million $. This said, billionairs are so extremely rich, that neither them, nor the following generations would have to work a single day and still would be able to live in luxury. In the same time others are working hard every day and can't afford treatment by a dentist. This is wrong on so many levels. I'm not saying they should give 10k to 100k people and then be broke, but they should show enough solidarity to the community and system which allowed them to get that rich to generously support those in need. And I'm not talking about selective solidarity by founding a foundation that only supports e.g. schools or sports or a hospital. The only way to achieve such solidarity is simple and rigorous taxation.
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When I read Trump discussed pulling us out of NATO 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
Nationalism is no valid concept in a globalised world. From the bottom of my heart, I hope that what we are seeing in the western politics today is the last uprising of old grey men who are not getting along with the world as it has developped and are trying to defend their financial claims.
Lynx - bayern deutschland 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 days ago
Beauty. They have like the most cuddle-worthy-looking paws in the world.
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