f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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They are an economical bunch, those boomers 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
The wealthy didn't get wealthy by giving.
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After the climate demonstration 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Guess what, as long as you're living in the so called first world, you every day harm the environment and take influence on the climate change. Those advocating for it, same as the ones who don't. That doesn't make their point less valid. We all will have to change our way of living if we want our children and grandchildren have something left to live in.
Blaming those who at least understood that something needs to be done - and here we're talking about protest towards politicians and industrial high rollers - doesn't change anything.
Be better than that, then come again.
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After the climate demonstration 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
Some cardboard in front of a German train station isn't the problem guys.
Instead of discrediting protesters with a reason, you should be aiming at those who are really fucking up things.
Oof 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
That's not even half a Long Island iced tea
After the climate demonstration 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
..and what now?
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Do you even get your daily dose of protein bro? 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
Well, animal based protein....meh....
Universal why 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
2020. The year mankind finally sexualised mario-themed urinals.
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Jesus is alive and Marx is dead 18 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
No country has ever sticked to his ideas, so how could they have provided prosperity?
Stay alert 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
Apples
It's called fiction for a reason 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 days ago
I start thinking that this tribe is consisting of burned-out call center agents who just formed up on that island to kill people with their dicks out.
My name is patient zero 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 days ago
This, to the instrumantal version of 'That's not my name' by the Ting Tings
Um they're actually average 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 days ago
The small dick was representing intelligence and reason at that time. It was way more attractive to be caring about philosophy, arts and the big questions of life than being an everlasting bull in bed. Big dicks were seen to be a signal of animous behaviour and lust.
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Any pratchett fans here ? 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 days ago
Here! Gotta read em all!
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Just throwing this in here 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 days ago
Greek milkshake bringing the boys to the yard
Why I'll never get a pet 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
Any second of sadness is worth it. As there never is only sadness, it's a wild mixture of sadness and happiness, grief and joy. The joy part is the bigger one. Memories of of a love and companionship that is so pure are what remains, even if you get another pet after some time.
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Damn Nature U scary 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
Did you know that squirrels eat baby birds
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Anybody else going through an unwanted divorce? 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
To quote Tim Minchin:
Be micro ambitious. Work with pride on what lies before you. Those who concentrate too much on the horizon won't see the tiny glistening thing in the periphery.
I just saw the motivational speech he held in front of graduates of his Alma mater. Deep shit. If you don't know it, here's the recommendation. :)
I'm almost sure I can make it. I only need to find something that pushes me to move my butt again.
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Photography 100 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
I don't wanna be that guy, but shouldn't this be NSFW
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Anybody else going through an unwanted divorce? 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
Yeah. I actually know that. But right in the moment my main struggle is not fully falling into depression. I observe myself coming to my new home and sitting on the sofa all night doing absolutely nothing. Not a good sign and not really me.
It's just the fact that everything you planned for your future collapses within minutes. Building a new perspective should probably help but I don't even know where to start....
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Anybody else going through an unwanted divorce? 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
Welp. Not much you can do about it.
Guessing another three months and the official part, such as signing off papers will be over.
Still tough as a motherfucker.
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Mom's pretty but retard, dad's ugly but clever.. Me ugly and retard 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
How many DNAs do you think one has?
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I will never wear skinny jeans 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
So...10?
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Anybody else going through an unwanted divorce? 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
This is a rather flashing coincidence, but yes, I am.
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m*lfgaard 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Why do you think there's something wrong with you?
It's not even uncommon in your age. The psychology behind this is that you're looking for experience, as women your age are often as new in the 'business' as you are.
We all have our kinks and some of them change or alter over time. Relax, embrace it and live it. There are only these few years for you on this planet, so go and rock them!
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IQ: 200 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
IQ: -200
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