f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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The band is getting back together 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 23 minutes ago
By mocking? By far no.
Top 20 protein rich food 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 16 hours ago
And not to forget the food of the future: Insects. Loads of high quality protein, possible to be farmed with almost zero water and severely reduced CO2 and methane emission.
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By popular demand, here's a deck pic for all the ladies 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 16 hours ago
Thanks! And just adding that sunken foundation is an option here, but I am severely concerned of direct soil contact of what appears to be untreated wood posts.
Anyway, it's a nice looking deck.
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Top 20 protein rich food 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 19 hours ago
Kidney Beans 24g
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Just trying to make you laugh 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 22 hours ago
This is gold!
Polen... We believe in you 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 22 hours ago
A country that before has force-retired judges who were not in line with the reigning parties ideology. Big lol.
In Bosnia, Sarajevo they found air bomb from 1944 which is huge ( 500kg or 1100 lbs) 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 22 hours ago
Firstly, this still happens like once a month in Hamburg. Bombs with up to 1000kg TNT, or the infamous fire bombs with acid fuses, which were intended to kill people trying to extinguish fires days after the bombings (acid fuses were meant to give the bomb a delay of 1 hour to several days to explode. Today, they can go off at any second).
Secondly, the helmets are not there to protect the guys from the explosion. If 550kg of TNT explode right in front of you, theres no helmet saving your shit from being blown to bits in the size of confetti.
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The band is getting back together 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 22 hours ago
Germany beefing up its military? Let me laugh at this one for a second. Ha!
Now back to reality: Germany's army is a joke. It still is equipped as if it had to fight a tank war agains Russia but unfortunately not even half of the equipment is working.
The purpose of the German army is to hold back the enemy at the boarder until real military shows up.
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By popular demand, here's a deck pic for all the ladies 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 22 hours ago
Well, considering there are no concrete or stone foundations visible under the posts, I don't know if the deck will be still there after two weeks of rain, but the wood as such looks good though!
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Its all rendered 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 23 hours ago
Wo man gern pisst, weil man gut pisst...
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Now that's Breathtaking 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
What do you think? Of course they will, it's free advertisement!
Tit for tat 43 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
Let's just hope he won't get second term.
All of Europe is hoping to get their formerly very reliable partners from overseas back. Unfortunately we are lacking the sort of humour you need to work with people like him, so yeah, for the sake of future relations, please get rid of him ;)
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Tit for tat 43 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
Besides that, he obviously has no clue about scandinavian stubborness.
You're postponing your visit? Wow. Let us check our viking genes, maybe they'll allow us to crumble and cry.
Ohh boy 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 days ago
No. Firstly as Police in most countries is busy with other things than reading bags and secondly because in most countries people still get a joke when they see one.
Ελλάδα νούμερο 1 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
You can trust me, don't be afraid
What a moment to be alive 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
I didn't see the first date and I won't make it to the second. Meh.
Is this really surprising? 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Problem is that cleaning the ocean only solves one problem. I mean good job to the boy, but plastic is not the only thing we're seriously struggling with.
Greta doesn't offer practical solutions, she's claiming them from the people who think anf who say they run the world. Her Thesis isn't thoroughly wrong, as everything pro-economy has proven to be anti-environment in the long run.
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My new Roomba ran over my dog’s shit and proceeded to “clean” the rest of my house 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Hi again, thanks for backing me up Mia.
Indeed I have a dog and I only have it because upfront I clarified that I can take it to work with me. As I have a full time job and thus am not at home for 10-12 hrs a day, I wouldn't have one if this wasn't possible.
If you only have 20 minutes for your dog in the morning, there's the problem. Expecting your dog to poop on command doesn't help either.
The average dog needs 3 hours of your time and 5 hours of your presence daily at the minimum to be a happy and healthy one.
Leaving your dog alone for longer than 6 hours, which should be the absolute exception, is only acceptableif you walked it dead tired before. These times can be changed by having more than one dog, but then you need the matching garden, house aso.
If the circumstances of your life don't allow you to spend the most of your day with it, don't get a dog.
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My new Roomba ran over my dog’s shit and proceeded to “clean” the rest of my house 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
What's so hard to teach your damn dogs on how to not shit into your house?
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Maaasakkaaa 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
I've been watching this live, it's a very short introduction to the world of circus showing horses and an elephant.
The remaining, completely animal free show was awesome.
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Happy Halloween and may the force be with you! 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Santa has upgraded
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It’s a shame. 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Was about to upvote, but decided to leave it at 70
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Why bother spending that money on mental health of students right? 26 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Well that's gonna be way more effective than a proper gun control.
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No, just no!!! 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
buy button please