f__kyeahhamburg
The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time— f__kyeahhamburg Report User
Captivating blue eyes 21 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 4 years ago
My freckle fetish is tingeling
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Owl legs 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 4 years ago
Pic 1 "Sharon, you're not gonna do the leg thing again, are you?"
Pic 2 "You effin did it. Prepare to die in a very slow and painful way"
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Pic 2 "You effin did it. Prepare to die in a very slow and painful way"
Just a normal day for the police 8 comments
100% accurate 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 4 years ago
Map of every US city https://de.123rf.com/photo_26863680_schwarz-wei%C3%9F-kontrollen-der-schachbrett.html
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Bring em back 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 4 years ago
False, Neanderthals didn't vanish, they coupled with Homo Sapiens. Actually the majority of mankind carries Neanderthal DNA, excluding some tribes in Asia, Australia and the ones located south of Sahel.
If you are single in Denmark by 25 you get cinnamon all over you 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 4 years ago
In Northern Germany, when you turn 30 being single, as a guy you have to sweep the stairs of the townhall and as a girl you have to clean door handles. All while being horribly drunk.
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Cookies are the spice of life 3 comments
Stupid people are mildly infuriating 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 4 years ago
"Arguing with a racist is like playing chess against a pigeon. No matter how good you play, in the end the pigeon will flip over all figures, poop on the board and walk around as if it won." -Eric Cantona
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Get this man an A 7 comments
Perfect wife? 9 comments
And for the schnitzel of course! 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 4 years ago
You should maybe get your shit together and stop crying as soon as you read Hitler somewhere. And I'm neither trolling nor playing a game, I would have been thoroughly happy without any answer from your side, be sure of that.
Apart from what you said is wrong already, as every fucking country in this world can offer you a very decent piece of veal covered in bread crumbs, it's no fucking rocket science.
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Apart from what you said is wrong already, as every fucking country in this world can offer you a very decent piece of veal covered in bread crumbs, it's no fucking rocket science.
Perfect wife? 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 4 years ago
If she sees you with an erection, she'll just pass by, pat your head and go "you're just horny, that's gonna pass"
And for the schnitzel of course! 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 4 years ago
Wow, calm it down little one, if you want to be offended, you'll surely find a reason, huh?
Go back to tumblr
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Go back to tumblr
And for the schnitzel of course! 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 4 years ago
Isn't it funny how Austrians are claiming their point on Schnitzel and Mozart, but go into full mute when it comes to Hitler?
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Checkmate atheists! 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 4 years ago
That's a bunch of signatures to fit in, considering that book was written by some folks 30 years after things actually happened and up to this point were only transported verbally. And that was before it got translated from dead languages, edited, rewritten by those in power, translated again and edited again and again....
They don't call her the dockmaster for nothing 12 comments
Orange man Bad?? 42 comments