f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg

The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time
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Bait mate 35 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Sooo, you're admitting to enjoy kids getting slaughtered and that you're an idiot thinking everyone should have access to military grade assault rifles?
Congrats, realization is the first step to improvement.
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Germany 2019 42 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Yeah, I know, but hey. Always fun to meet kinky people, even if it's pet play in the streets, lol
The vet warned me that Cash might be "a little high" after his visit today 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
You both don't look that sober
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Germany 2019 42 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Whether it's gay, bisexual, pan, kink, you name it, in Germany they're all part of the parades, nobody gets excluded
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Germany 2019 42 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Count me in XD
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Es war schön, das ist alles 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
The movie is called "Er ist wieder da"
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Please buy it for us Daddy-San 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Well, that's that. Who would have guessed that Denmark has no fucking interest in selling?
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Please buy it for us Daddy-San 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
It doesn't make sense at all, we've passed the age of colonialism where you just go through the world and buy whatever land you saw.
And there's no money for a proper health insurance, but to build useless walls and to buy a peace of land in the size of the US?
Let me guess, Trumps enterprises would be getting the monopole for all the oil and gas under Greenland? That is why Russia tries to shift their border to Greenland since two decades.
That's a huge cucumber 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Somebody is falsifying your statistics already lol
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I think we can solve gun violence in America if we continue doing nothing 54 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
My life? Honestly, I couldn't care less. If the white supreme cream, trashy clishe gangsters or even normal families are shooting each other thousands of miles away, not really my problem. I'm living in a very safe country with very restrictive gun laws, my life isn't depending shit on what Americans consider as 'culture'. I'm just amazed and partially outraged by how this endless discussion is held upright without recognizing that nobody is using simple facts which can be googled in a second. Instead, you have been told by the weapon industry you'd be unsafe without guns and the entire discussion has been massively inflated by emotions. But yeah, discuss about video games. One thought to go: how does a gun prevent you from getting shot? If I were to live in the US, I'd rather buy a bullet proof vest.
I think we can solve gun violence in America if we continue doing nothing 54 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Last I checked the US still is the only country in the so-called first world to experience mass shootings in such frequency and dimension. There's no help in new gun laws, as the current situation in the US makes it incredibly easy to get hold of a firearm. Making it harder to buy one by law will only expand the black market already in existance. Imho the only way to improve the situation is to disarm civilians by force, as being done in almost every democratic and now peaceful society. The king of England won't come back to opress you, the US have found ways to opress themselves efficiently enough.
That's a huge cucumber 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Pshshshs, don't overwhelm them with names of healthy food.
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Niccee 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
We say the same thing in German "passt wie die Faust aufs Auge".
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Deutsch schwere Sprache 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
No worries, we're discussing wether or not to use the word secretion in pickup lines.
Apparently the idea was worse than even expected...
Deutsch schwere Sprache 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Tja. Ew ist die am häufigsten genannte Antwort.
Ich lasse mir was besseres einfallen, glaube ich. ;)
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Deutsch schwere Sprache 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Warum frage ich mich jetzt, ob "lass uns all unsere Sekrete miteinander teilen" eine erfolgversprechende Pickup Line ist? =D
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Germans 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Actually I'm pretty impressed by the way the guy holds that glass. That must be like 10kg
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This is a cool manhole cover in Germany 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
In Hamburg we have a club called mojo and it has an entry like that
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Germans 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Alright, apparently got out of shape lately :)
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AKK47 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Annegret Kamp-Karrenbauer. Yes, that is a name. And yes, she's our minister of defense.
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BRRM BRRM OH WHAT A FEELING, JUMPING MAN 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
If only there was a device with which you could access to the entire knowledge of humanity. And if it could provide you with pictures of said car in any desirable colour within seconds...
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I'm this old : 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Me too
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This metro station in Frankfurt, Germany 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Sorry to hear that.
A small reality check 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
So we're able to cut it by 10%, which doesn't sound too bad
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