You very clearly underestimate my powers!

Hello there, sailor!

Just because he didn't eat her.

Welp, stereotypes usually are based on some truth.

And then capitalism kicked in. Now the rain forest disapears in benefit of food, fuel and narcotics for the so-called developed world, which then throws half of the food in the trash bin.

Well, good for the Australian bush but not really comparable.
There are areas where flora has evolved to sustain fires, where it either constantly or periodicly starts burning as a natural phenomenon. The plants having adapted to, or even are in need of fire are called pyrophytic. Most known pyrophitic trees are Sequoias, which even need fire for reproduction. Many pine trees are counted in, plus many types of flowers and - here it's getting interesting in towards your comment -eucalyptus trees.
Those areas are home to forest fires, us as a very ignorant species which has built homes right in this area is now thinking to "safe" something, if we extinguish it.
The rain forest (the name actually gives it away) is not to be counted into the above-mentioned areas. In the Amazon, fire has been brought to the forest since mankind showed up. Indogene people used fire to reclaim land as arable, which was no big deal considering the amount of agriculture being carried out by those few people.

Well, how many zoologists do you think the job market is in need of?

Another clear proof for the fact that money doesn't buy good taste.

I once recieved a shirt I ordere online in one of those pouches. The delivery slip said "Drop-off location: through window".
I live in a ground floor apartment and the window of one of my rooms was tilted, so the guy just tossed it inside. :)

Well, that all sounds pretty convenient to me, so it is way safer than I thought.
Next year, the people living in my house and I want to build our own delivery box. The forwarders will be able to place packages inside and then close it with a combination pad lock, if nobody's home.
Delivery to work is an option to me too, but heavier things need to be delivered to my apartment, as I commute by either public transportation or bicycle...

Well, I prefer picking it up over having it stolen, but each to his own.
As there is no such law in the US, there are no packstations, which is obvious, but forcing freight forwarders to build up a network of these has proven to be very convenient. And if you have neighbors who are e.g. retired, or stay at home parents, you can easily pick it up next door.
The story behind all this is that a package in Europe is only considered delivered, if somebody signs for it (the packstation being the exeption). This makes the package tracable to the very end of the delivery chain and makes sure the recepient is the only person having access to the package in the end. For larger items (let's say you ordered a new Sofa), you anyway have to physically be there for the transporter to be able to bring it into your house.
Besides, the main purpose of having things delivered is the lower price you pay by online shopping.