f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Nobody: 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 weeks ago
Or use it as a belt on your hamster!
Reverse 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 weeks ago
How could there be horror if there's tiddies?
The ISS in front of the Sun 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 weeks ago
Ha, can't fool me, I know a tie fighter when I see one!
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Mega nut 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 weeks ago
Can we please stop spreading this no nut November thingy?
The idea was to raise attention to testicle cancer and generally men's health by not shaving.
Not nutting actually increases the risk of testicle cancer and so is like the most stupid thing to do.
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Happy Halloween from the twisted tooth fairy! 23 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 weeks ago
Impressive!
Like a horrible bike accident in a marshmallow factory. :)
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Gross pay vs net pay 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 weeks ago
This is not a complaint, but as a Herman, I feel it.
It's reverse vitiligo for her 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 weeks ago
Not the tanning, but pretending to be a poc.
How many years 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 weeks ago
Bread crumbs
I'm starting to learn German by myself. Tips? 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 weeks ago
Whatever noun you learn, learn it with its article right away. That's gonna ease finding the following grammar in the sentence.
Learn how to pronounce the alphabet, it will help you to understand pronounciation for long words.
Speak it, language comes from lingua, the tongue.
Don't give up, it's a pretty cool language.
If you need help, don't hesitate to ask, after almost 40 years I'm fluent :)
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Long live the King. That's all I want to say. Well that and I really like this 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 weeks ago
Well one of the Japanese originals is named "Godzillas son" and in this movie Godzilla acts pretty much like a mom. But as far as I remember, Godzilla is mostly referred as "he" in the originals.
Talking about Japanese science-fiction movies from the 50s, I want a remake of U2000!
True today, yesterday, and tomorrow 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 weeks ago
Damn right
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Danish city puts Vikings at crossing signals. What kind of crossing signals would you 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 weeks ago
I'm from Germany and I don't like this game.
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It's reverse vitiligo for her 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 weeks ago
Her bank account does already.
Sweden's national food - The Kebab Pizza 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 weeks ago
Well, that's actually a flat Lahmacun
Preach 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 weeks ago
Frankly speaking, happier than before.
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Live without glasses 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 7 weeks ago
I keep forgetting the name of the artist, but these pictures are oil on canvas.
I wish I had more hands to give more thumbs up
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Preach 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 7 weeks ago
Compare yourself to your yesterdays self.
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Starting a new life alone. Wish me luck guys! 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 7 weeks ago
You're clearly missing a "live" and a "laugh" sign on the Ikea shelf
Candy Corn 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 7 weeks ago
Wow, it's called candy corn, looks like corn kernels and if you stack corn kernels it looks like a corn cob. Yeah, it's big brain time!
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Preach 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 7 weeks ago
I closed my Facebook and Instagram accounts about 6 months ago. Guess what, I miss nothing.
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Let's be fair we all would 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 7 weeks ago
Theresa are start-ups in Germany selling insect paddies for burgers, or flour made from insects, but as you said, the stigma will prevent at least another generation from accepting this as food
Let's be fair we all would 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 7 weeks ago
And they can be grown with minimum effort, minimum water usage and minimum pollution.
Killing them means putting them into a freezer for a few minutes.
There are so many wins, I really don't understand why it isn't more popular.
Shower thought #85746 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 7 weeks ago
Ginger is the spicy of earth
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Say whaaaaat 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 7 weeks ago
Plot twist: They're both 45
Smart and cute 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 7 weeks ago
Why is it so difficult to simply drink from a glass?
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