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f__kyeahhamburg

The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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I cut and dyed my own hair, found a toning shampoo and am quite happy despite skin issues! 38 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Rocking that black widow look!
Is it just me or are you constantly getting more beautiful over the past few years we know each other?

Say hello to my new puppy! 5 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Hello!

I wonder how 5 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Technically, being on the phone means reading, as well.

Something To Pass On 4 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Isn't that applicable to daughters

There is nothing more relaxing than running in such an atmospheric place 11 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Well, smoking blunts on the sofa is almost as relaxing. Almost.

Cozy town in Germany 7 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

I just wonder why I don't know it at all.

Messroom 38 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Pril

Funni 4 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

True dat!

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In Honk Kong, pets have their own ID cards 7 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

In Europe, they have passports.

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Mutes, Boomers, Xmen, Moaners (Millenials, Y gen: "Y", why...) and Zombies 15 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

How is it even possible to get downvoted on such a comment?

Mutes, Boomers, Xmen, Moaners (Millenials, Y gen: "Y", why...) and Zombies 15 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

I don't think anyone born before 1970 would call himself X. But generally being born after 1980 won't count you into X. Anyway, there are many shades of grey here.

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I sleep as #3 or #2 15 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Ok, no and no, as well.

I sleep as #3 or #2 15 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Why would I marry someone before sleeping in one bed with them?

That is the only solution 15 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Nowhere it is easier to get a gun for a bad guy. Maybe that is the original problem, just maybe.

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I just found this really funny. 2 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Jeez Louise, that is like, 30 years old

She ᵍʳᵃᵇ 9 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

I miss having rats

Gentleman level 9999 3 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Oh. I see. Thanks

Gentleman level 9999 3 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

I got myself some glasses for tomorrow... 54 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

And all the best to you...

Ich mache meine kleine Größe mit großem Hass wieder gut. 5 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Especially by involving overcompensation, which I am sure is a German invention

Good night sweetie 7 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Wischiwaschi

Just develouper things 5 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Simplified English

Well that doesn't happen everyday! 3 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

That's...(oh God, I'm gonna say it)...obvious.

This is where I spent my 40th birthday. Alone 16.000km from home 6 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

Halong?

Show me that blue-eyes 4 comments

f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago

You lost me at 'sucks your dick'.