Just here to confirm

She obviously never had green tea

Men live more! Only shorter.

We have two cases in Hamburg. Two. Among two million people.
And the next day there were supermarkets with empty shelves in terms of tinned food etc.
As long as the media is hyping on this and people are too stupid to interprete data, Panic will always be a reasonable solution for the average Bild-reader.

In your face

Finally somebody gave it a chance and married a beer.

Ok Boomer

It's everyone's pleasure, I guess!

Doesn't speak for his accuracy, but who am I to judge...

Hans apparently didn't bring his flamethrower.

This is what I like to call the Instagram-Effect.
To get the first picture, the photographer most probably went to 80 locations on 15 different days in fall, shooting 200 pics.
The second picture can be made any time it rains and there is glass.
It's the same concept of your former class mate being 2 grand in debt for the trip to Thailand shooting 200 pictures of her/himself on a beach to get that one picture for the internet while you're sitting in your cubicle thinking something went wrong in your life.

Meh, they tend to be clingy

Boy, some places really need some chlorine in the gene pool

Well, that's a boot jack. Being used for centuries all over the world.

Manager of Tidyness Reestablishment
Senior Head of Car Pool Activities
Vice President of Nutrition

And I thought I would be the only one hating this table

I'll be going to Sweden this summer, once again and I can't wait

46 Cents

Instead of focussing on the fact that all LGBT people actually have the same goal, sure, why not hacking at each other?

Half of Bavaria would be cut off Germany.
Is this still an option? Asking for a friend.

Rah, Rah, Olala?