f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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I really dont get this, who AND why the hell would someone have their washing machine in 21 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
That's easy to say if you're living in a house in some rural place. I live downtown Hamburg, my apartment has 650 square feet, no laundry, no cellar, no garage (a parking lot alone in a shared underground garage is 200€/month).
So far, I haven't accidently shat in my clothes and I didn't put them in the oven either. And oh, a drier? Yeah, there is no space for that.
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Heidelberg, Germany 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
People seem to be obsessed with Heidelberg lately
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Lord have mercy on my editing skills 18 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Du bisch so a Kartoffel
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King. Of. Texas 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Crocodile Dundee reenactment
*Laughs in Croissant* 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Now you know where sheep gette their ba.
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Proposed airline seating POST COVID-19 17 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Funny enough, the circulated air is humidified by the breath and sweat of passengers, which condenses in A/C tubes. Still, the air won't get past 3% humidity, which is less than anywhere in the world
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Proposed airline seating POST COVID-19 17 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Well, this seat design has nothing to see with Covid. There are first and business class seats facing backwards already flying, e.g. British Airways A380. And you are right, aircrafts are the best breeders for infections.
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Average tiddy goth gf (featuring dirty mirror, i know) 52 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Yes I did, no offense. I though you were more like the 75 B type. But body measurements are hard to guess based on pictures
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Deznal was right all along 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Thank God. Nothing could be less of interest.
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Bremen, Germany 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Oh, you can bet ^^
Deznal was right all along 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
I really hope you get the Covid so you learn what destroying a life means.
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Proposed airline seating POST COVID-19 17 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Hello, person working on aircraft seating for 15 years now.I hate to ruin this, but it's not gonna happen soon, as testing, certification and construction of those is significantly more expensive and the seats are heavier this way.
As far as the myth busters thing goes: the usual plane crash end in a huge fireball. No seat is ever gonna safe your life.
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A true friend. 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
My best friends mom is around 70 years old, I'll pass, thanks
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Bremen, Germany 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Both are pretty lame.
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Average tiddy goth gf (featuring dirty mirror, i know) 52 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Shoot. I would've bet that both measurements are one down in your case.
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Average tiddy goth gf (featuring dirty mirror, i know) 52 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Not to bust your dreams but he average german tiddy is an 80C.
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Underrated advantages to living alone 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Cooking for one is the worst.
And you can run around naked even if you're not living alone.
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Trip to the zoo 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Oh no, nature
Eek barba derkel 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
If it is coming from regenerative sources, it's close to emission free. So it is depending on the country you live in and the energy politics of said country.
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Keep fighting the good fight :/ 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Ah ok
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It's not ALL bad 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Reopen the hotels, our oceans are getting cold
Ya'll forgetting who the original Baby Yoda was 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Flamethrowers! The kids love that one.
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Disney strikes again 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
2036: Baby Yoda releases comeback album featuring Yar-Yar Solo and the Sith Wookies
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This 33 year old carpenter 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
I think the "reality" one is by far closer to reality as a white dude with bright eyes who looks like coming fresh from the Head and Shoulders barbershop.
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UK right now 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 years ago
Why, there's a EU stack of money for tackling the Corona virus impacts on their economy. They're definitely not leaving as long as there are some benefits to catch.
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