f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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All Amaricans are German mayors 22 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Honestly, I didn't read all of this, I just wanna correct the thing about Hamburger
being pronounced differently in German wether it's related to a Hamburg citizen or the food.
A non-english speaking German and even the majority of those who speak English will pronounce it exactly the same. As language is altering, today actually only elderly folks refer to the sandwich as Hamburger, the rest calls it Burger with the English pronunciation.
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All Amaricans are German mayors 22 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
The Hamburger was developed by german immigrants on the base of a dish called "Rundstück warm", which basically is a slice of pork with brown sauce in a bun. This dish is still pretty famous in and around Hamburg.
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Waking up each day just imagining what the rest of the world thinks 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Pistol whipping isn't our style.
We watch things burn and buy what's left with a discount.
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Better than most Americans 29 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Yes, I am. Born and raised. :)
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Quick win on my new knife 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
In this case I used birch (linnen oil as surface treatment), which I simply collected in the forrest from a dead tree.
It had to be done, the blade is so nice and from excellent steel, it was a shame having this 3D printed plastic on it. Con side of it: the knife doesn't fit into the sheath any longer, so I'll probably make a new one.
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Today I was able to throw my daughter her first birthday party. Something I never had as 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
...I'm allergic to cake, paper hats and make-up.
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Who thought it'd be a good idea to have 20682934 different streaming services? 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
But only as a monthly DVD home delivery.
Better than most Americans 29 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
That's 12 outof 16 and all correct, I'm impressed!
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It's a fair question 35 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Leave him, your energy and lifetime aren't worth it.
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Now that's what I call an All-American Grand Slam 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Fighting for land might not be the civilised way to do it, but actually it would make it fairer than it is today. I'm talking within a country, not like invading and occupying. Just like "30% of all land here is belonging to 5 families? We'll change that. Send your champion."
one of my corona-time projects, will share some more 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
It's new roll-out lawn
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one of my corona-time projects, will share some more 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Thank you! It was the main project of April/May and took like six weekends. Now I wish it was my garden... But it belongs to a friend and seeng her happy face after I finished was worth the struggle :)
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Rare Footage of Mr_Pigeonwizard in Action 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Oh god, I had to watch some episodes when I was babysitting an friend's daughter.
When I thought "this is not as bad, I can make it", she insisted to swith to "Mia and me". I'm so happy to have no kids, that show was an utter nightmare to my brain.
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About that axe... 32 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Nice job to both of you!
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Uh oh 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Nah, just interested.
I bims 1 nicer dude am sein mit deutshc
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Uh oh 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Interesting, I'm gonna check them out next week
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Anon spots a conspiracy 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
By sending militarised Gestapo troops into protests and acting as agent provocateur in order to blame the political opponent for riot and standing for law and order with a team full of convicted criminals!
Germany aesthetics 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Pretty, where is it?
Anon spots a conspiracy 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
You mean like, half of the teachers?
It's a step in the right direction and I applaud the endeavor 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Don't be so hard on him, he has almost the cognitive abilities of a six year old and he tried.
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Two bus orders we had a McDonald's 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I will never be able to understand how anyone can consider McDonald's as food
Lauterbrunnen Valley as seen from Wengen, Switzerland. IG @mindz.Eye 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I think the waterfall in the background is giving the name. Ein sehr lauter Brunnen.
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My first battle axe! 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Alright, thought you'd actually use it. It looks pretty decent and for decoration, it's good anyways ;) In terms of medieval festivals, my brother doesn't live far from you guys (Mainz) and is equipped like hell. Maybe I should set you guys up to meet on one of those markets...
I currently am saving money for Gränsfor's historical bearded axe. What a beauty.
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Cozy river house with a view 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Which doesn't change it from facing indoors
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