f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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We did a thing 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Scalp cooling is a necessary thing these days
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Gotta love the 80s 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
The good old days...
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Run! 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
I mean, going at a wild sow with piglets is either extremely brave, or extremely supid
Words 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
He literally is in a position to rest, while most others work all day to afford their life.
Ein mcblumpkin bitte 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
...ich weiß genau du vermisst mich
Baby mind trick 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
You should rather enjoy the peaness of your meal.
Words 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Thanks Mr Millionaire! Maybe someday you need to embrace the fact that hard work by no means is a warrant for success anyway.
If hard work would pay out, rich people would have taken it from us decades ago.
Ein mcblumpkin bitte 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Breisgau is an area at the very southwest of Germany. "Wir suchen dich" literally means "we are looking for you", in this context it's more like the old Uncle Sam posters saying "We want you".
The poster is advertising to apply for MD jobs.
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Pavilion of the Enlightened 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Sanhok
The old weird US 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Sorry to disapoint you again. Big misunderstanding here! It's not pissing anyone off. It's very amusing though.
assist 29 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Ok, asking a few questions the other way round, because I would never use tiktok due to the crappy content, but you made me curious:
Is tiktok a privately owned company, or does it belong to the Chinese government? Is there any hint of the Chinese government collecting data from US tiktok servers? Do you think the Chinese government is in need of tiktok to get hold of any data they want to? Who is interested in data of twerking kids? And taking into account that data is the most valuable (because of extreme overrating) currency for companies and governments, what data is tiktok content generating that isn't available for the highest bidder on the global market already?
If you're uploading selfies, videos and private data to the internet, they are being sold before they get the first like. The discussion imho is absolutely pointless.
assist 29 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
US tiktok data is collected in the US, not China
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this gif is older than some of you babies 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Who are you calling a baby, baby? ;)
Painted stairs 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
More like, wallpapered stairs
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No U! 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Well, no, but actually yes!
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Butterfly eggs prove aliens exist 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
What?
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I'll stick to the burger and fries please 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Except this one doesn't have wings! I am so confused.
No U! 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
pictures or it didn't happen :)
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No U! 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
You can't always be the topping of the cake...
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Heres a game for you guys 33 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Florida Man Accused Of Stabbing Woman Over Underdone Potato
I mean...
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It's the 3 year anniversary of the March For Science 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
But, to be fair, in Armageddon, the disaster was prevented. In all others, it actually happened.
Dina Asher-Smith is Britain’s first ever female sprint champion at the World or Olympic 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
There is a list of 118 female sprinters from Britain on wikipedia, including Olympic/Paralympic medal winners.
Two wolfs inside you , both are gay 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
...and chocotaco
Lauterbrunnen, Canton of Bern, Switzerland 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Und ich sach noch, Mia, sach ich, dat issen lauter Brunnen!
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Better than most Americans 29 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Wait, there is still a very high probability that I love Burgers as much as you do!