I expected corn rows in that beard, as well.

The minimum entry level to get a German citizenship is to accept and follow the rules and guidelines in our constitution. Applicants have to take a test on that. If you wanna be part of a country that with every sentence in its constitution stands for equal treatment of all genders, religions and whatnot, you can't be expecting to be welcome if your not shaking a woman's hand because she's a woman.

Too many naming options for this one :)
https://joyenergizer.com/20-dirty-named-cocktails/

"You can cut me in half but you can't make me stop complaining"

Maybe it's not a point to discuss the girls looks in the given context

Upvote for the penis rodent

I would have to ask your age before answering to this.

And more falsely used apostrophes.

As this is a puppy, the colour of their eyes is going to change.

...and everytime you think "that's enough lube", add some lube.

Well, well, well, if that ain't that good ole Kotzibridge there!