f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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well, one was emotionally fighting climate change and one is a crying baby 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
The movement has made huge impact on politics. Which was exactly the intention.
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They grow (up) so fast 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
The real question to me is, if I'm good enough in sucking dick as per my own standards and expectations? What if I take years of training to chieve sucking my own dick just to find out that I suck in sucking dick?
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Woop woop 15 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappybirthday!!!!
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Son of a gun 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Shooty on a footy
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I drew Pink Floyd on my first attempt using pastels! 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
the fellowship of the rock
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What an unfortunate name lmao 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I'm always happy to see you trying!
I'm not blaming you to be slightly off, I just hope a small correction here and there will help you :*
« Stoppit » 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Gary Larson always will be king
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Took me a moment 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
This hurts my thinking organ, badly
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What an unfortunate name lmao 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Sie wir ein großer Wert für Deutschland sein.
Better: Sie wird einen großen Wert für Deutschland darstellen.
Sean Connery doesn’t want to be in your advertisement, circa 1998 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I guess he turned down the role of Gandalf the same way...
Some good advice from one Rocks’ greatest.. 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
I know Jimmy Hendrix when I see him so stop talking.
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Cleopatra (Female leopard) and Saaya(Black panther) 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Black Panthers are also called Black Leopards for a reason.
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Me too little buddy 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
In southeast Asia, you're too old to knit carpets for Ikea in the age of 12, but you're not allowed to sew Nike shoes before the age of 14 which creates a two-year loss of income that's mostly filled with prostitution.
In Gambia you're starting to earn money by burning cables and so harvesting copper whilst poisoning yourself in the age of 6.
Every luxury in our life means ten persons suffer elsewhere.
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Me too little buddy 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Well, that depends which part of the world you look at. We mostly outsourced poverty, slavery and child labour to be able to afford our current lifestyle. And speaking of the world, we fucked that one up, as well.
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Dresden, Germany. 29 Dec. This morning 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Dunkeldeutschland
Me too little buddy 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Children where very important in mines for centuries! Due to their size, digging ways through the ground wasn't needed to be full human sized.
Historians believe that this lead to the fairy tales and fiction about dwarfs in mining.
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The beautiful, however unfriendly, white-browed tit-warbler 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
That's gonna be my nickname when my eyebrows turn white.
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Hi im newish 24 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Hi Lisa, welcome!
What just happened here!? 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Carception
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Biker bro’s but maybe also just let him move PRN? 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
That takes us even further down the rabbit hole of weirdom.
As a soldier, he should have heard about the risks of dehydration and overheating.
Ya girl turned 25 today! As a present to myself I put some effort in my looks lol 45 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Happy Birthday, Cutiepie!
May your hopes and dreams come true.
And of course, you're looking fine af.
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Biker bro’s but maybe also just let him move PRN? 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Was about to ask. One has to do the most insignificant and useless task one could think of and it needs more morons to come and safe him.
That is stupidity on various levels.
Surprise 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
There is so much space in the desert
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relationship goal. a man and his bike. 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
Can relate, but I'd need a bigger tent
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/pol/ doesn't like Belle Delphine that much 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 years ago
O think you mean Mieze, which is an outdated term for women and also an alternative word for cat.
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