f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Naughty homesick Grasshopper 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Yeah, that's a huge entry on the plus side, of course ;)
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Investors love this one trick 35 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
I don't understand how one can be so brainwashed to the point of thinking that a functioning health care system was equal to socialism, even though there is only one capitalist country without one.
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Da Vinci was quite the geographer 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
And 500 years of research and evidence later, there are still people thinking it was otherwise.
Humanity just can't be saved from itself.
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Get in Substers, we've got 102 chocolate chip cookies to eat (SFW, literally just cookies) 24 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
That's like 4 cookies per funsubster, awesome!
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Caught em slipping 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Naughty
simps 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
It is amazing how good she is in earning money from degenerated boys. I am actually envious.
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I lurve you 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Actually, from this distance all you see is a cyclop
Random ass art i made today 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
I can't see an ass
I’ll take your finest bottle 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Reinpussypissen sounds like a remarkably disgusting fetish
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Naughty homesick Grasshopper 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Which was in 1989, believe it, or not.
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This old lego guy I found 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Well my first set didn't come with movable legs, but faces.
But hey, if yours had all of it, it makes totally sense to downvote me.
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PoGo Project #91 - The Official Seal of Hamburg 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Thank you, I feel honoured.
And for the seals, I was lucky enough to see one just last weekend :)
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South africa represent 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
The most successful African American is white. Nuff said.
Naughty homesick Grasshopper 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
I'd like to differ, do you know about the Vichy regime?
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This old lego guy I found 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
He has a face and movable legs, he can't be THAT old ;)
That’s funky, bruv 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Why did I read Germans first
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I’ll throw up over myself before doing this 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Jeez, I slept with my face on that spot a couple of times.
Doesn’t matter, still ate it 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
It wanted to haz cheeseburger so much, it became the cheeseburger
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Blue waffle 53 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Headache Cheesecake
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I got 16 personalities but every one of them is an Emotional Mess 20 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
ISTP(A) aka Sociopath lvl 1
Looking at you DoorDash 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
It has been happening for years
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'Tis the natural order of things 38 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
I once was the only German working on an aircraft together with non-german speaking French and Swedish mechanics and when I started swearing at the problem in front of me, people started backing up slowly and considerably worried about their physical health.
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'Tis the natural order of things 38 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 years ago
Stippe, lol
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