f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Name this band, wrong answers only! 23 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 37 weeks ago
Furry and the Uwus
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Treesubstance part 1. This is ivy (hedera helix) that had grown over an old treestump 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 37 weeks ago
Already yay for treesubstance. I'm thrilled for more.
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Why would you do that? - US of A, probably 36 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 38 weeks ago
English Breakfast ist the friggin best when you're hungover!
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2021 is going to be wild 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 38 weeks ago
Gamestonk
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How to infect the world, a guide 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 39 weeks ago
Too late. You're all Germans now.
*background work efficiency intensifies*
*humour.exe has been deinstalled*
*beer brewing abilities set to lvl 99*
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Wakey wakey... I guess 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 39 weeks ago
Enlightenment can hurt though
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Story of small village "Fu*king" in Austria is over. We will never forget you 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 39 weeks ago
Another hit of the fucking terrorists
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"smitty" 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 39 weeks ago
Brutal news to hear.
Farewell @smitty. You had the power and the attitude, but it was an unfair fight.
Hoping you'll be better wherever you went.
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For real? 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 39 weeks ago
Oh my god, how disgusting.
Which girls? Where?
Stay at home 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 39 weeks ago
You surely have evidence on the "restrictions are killing more people than the virus"-thing. And I mean real evidence, not what a russian bot has posted on Telegram.
And free speech hasn't been violated. A private company not letting a celebrity spreading unproven accusations and lies on their platform is like Walmart kicking you out for not wearing a mask.
You're allowed to believe in a god 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 39 weeks ago
I have never said or implemented religion was a bad thing.
It is each to their own if they need there to be an invisible guy telling them how to live a good life through the mouth of some sort of priest.
But it should be to each on their own to find out whether they need it or not. Not through education, tradition, or at the worst case, the government.
And I refuse to see my standpoint as a belief, as acting against what I have written initially has evidently proven to be wrong through history.
Prepare to Predictive Text Game 70 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 40 weeks ago
Hello, my name is that there.
You killed my times larger than you.
Prepare to go out for a few drinks.
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You're allowed to believe in a god 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 40 weeks ago
Neither nor, but to the concept of religion as such.
This company's logo is the square root of an*l! 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 40 weeks ago
...half way in?
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Riddle me this 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 40 weeks ago
Christmas eve, Christmas and that other day.
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BREH 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 41 weeks ago
Mom, can we get a coup?
No, we have coups at home.
Coup at home: *insert buffalo viking picture here*
SnekSubstance 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 41 weeks ago
Huge shlong squirting enormous load
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Haha good friends of dimocracy 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 41 weeks ago
And Volkswagen exploited.
Alp (German/Northern European folklore) 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 41 weeks ago
It is not so terrible anymore in context with this post when you take into account that nightmare translates to German as "Albtraum" or "Alptraum", so a dream of an Alp. Furtherly, the painting in this post is called "Nachtmahr", which not only has the same meaning, but is very very close to the word "nightmare".
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Imma' tell my kids this was Mork & Mindy 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 41 weeks ago
Don't you dare!
They were too amazing to have their names kicked in the dirt!
Leave Sonny and Cher alone!
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*checks weather app* 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 41 weeks ago
Isn't it that in Sweden you have to have headlights on as soon as you start the engine?
With no reference to weather?
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Like space force 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 41 weeks ago
I was about to write something about a Village People reunion song
Me and my buddies tried to recreate the God touching Man photo, Maverick decided to join 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 41 weeks ago
"The God touching Man photo"
Aka "The cretion of Adam", which in my memory is not a photo, but well, Internet, I guess.
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Sigiriya is perhaps Sri Lanka's single most dramatic sight 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 41 weeks ago
I loved it there and can really recommend going there as soon as travel restrictions are lifted.
Extremely impressive spot in the world
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When people won't let you do goth girl shit 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 41 weeks ago
Tfw I recognised I misspelled goddes
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