I'd help him up and ask two favors.
1. Give my sister a free ride through whatever school she wants
2. Give me a chance to meet some of the military higher ups and prep me for special forces training.

I need a black friend to hit the pool with. Any takers?

I see that a decision has been made, but seeing as how it's a stupid decision I am electing to ignore it.

I love seeing old names come back

Doesn't matter.
Everyone inherited the problem, and there's no use to blaming a man for his great grandfather's actions.

Germany remains an example of "Good intentions gone too far".

Good point, but there's a difference between losing the last member of your immediate family in a blazing inferno and whatever it is that tumblrites get triggered by this week.

I think I like where this is going

Any half decent hitman would know to hold the pillow down for another few minutes.
Or they'd use a knife.