Join the Army

I see no problem here

"I believe this nation should commit itself to the goal... of landing a man on the moon, and returning him safely to earth." - President Kennedy
Doesn't matter how many tricks you do on the way if you never cross the finish line.

That pissed me off too. Frankly, it'd have been better to use the Dothraki as regulars than cavalry, and it'd probably be a much better idea to have numerous shallow trenches than one big one.

I wish I could go to bed that early

Wouldn't be enough room for all the lives saved by "gun violence".

Alcohol or pornography

Nice

"I can do this all-"
"I KNOW!"

I think I rolled a real life critical failure this week. Is that a thing?

I remember reading about a lady who got dozens of contact lenses stuck under and on the sides of her eyes...
Sorry.

I've heard that war doesn't decide who is right, only who is left. So I have to train and fight to make sure my truth is the one written, and the other poor son of a bitch's truth is lost.
I feel like Captain Price is one officer I would not mind serving under.