FarnsworthParabox

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"Why!? Why didn't I break his legs!?"

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No one seemed to care about him 20 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
Yes.
I wish I was this talented 5 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
Everything's right except the face. It looks nothing like her. At least get the nose right.
How did we do that? 17 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
Pugs shouldn't even exist. In fact every pure bred dog breed was inbred over and over until they reached a certain "perfect" standard for the breeders. Pugs have a lot of health problems more so than a regular mutt. Sorry to be that guy but that's the truth.
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The finest comments in the world 18 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
You a lil bitch
I really hate myself for it 19 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
The only time anyone's not racist is in front of other people. Everyone's slightly racist.
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In Marvel movies, people die, but not really 19 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
Uncle Ben is always dead.
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Such an underrated film 19 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
If a lot people think a movie is underrated, doesn't it make that move just rated?
Lucy Pevensie from The Chronicles of Narnia 3 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
Do she got the booty tho?
Ash you stupid f*ck 9 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
I don't get it what's going on?
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Burnt newspaper nails 10 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
This would look gross if someone didn't know the effect they were going for.
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Just Imagine... 34 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
John legend can go to hell. He was never a battle.
I'm weird 25 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
This and canned dog food. But I'm alone on dog food.
Artist unknown but this speaks volumes 9 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
That man looks ridiculous. Cheese pants. Just awful.
It's the apocalypse Charlie Brown 19 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
Whhhhyyyyyyy?
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All the feels 14 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
The "u leave me breathless one" one isn't even sad. It's more of a sweet moment.
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Two in one wedding cake 8 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
This cake would be perfect if Batman wasn't there. I love Batman. But he doesn't belong in a marvel themed cake.
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3spoopy5me 8 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
This is how he sits 10 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
Yay American dad
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'Painting' your walls with paint swatches 13 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
You hippie
'Painting' your walls with paint swatches 13 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
That's lazy and ugly. Only smelly hippies do this. Do you want to be smelly?
TBT to pre-coke lindsay 9 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
Anyone here ever watch attack of the show with candance? That's the girl on the left.
Just for jokes 19 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
The original joke was could you imagine a world without lawyers.
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Gee lemme think 40 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
Dc's Is better and not annoying?
All from one house 13 comments
farnsworthparabox · 9 years ago
The great toilet paper theif has been caught. No one has to be itchy anymore.
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