Felman87

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It's always time if you have the right tools 2 comments
felman87 · 4 days ago
Wear a Slowpoke costume.
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Selling high price hipsters 2 comments
felman87 · 6 days ago
Maybe I'm out of my element by saying this but I don't think hipsters make a habit of visiting 7/11s.
Could’ve Been Worse 4 comments
felman87 · 1 week ago
Maybe I'm just an old fart but I don't consider "someone trying to assault me" to be socially awkward. That's just horrible.
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Madona and Elvis. 1970 6 comments
felman87 · 1 week ago
How do you fuck up a name when it's written right there for you?
Bark Zuckerberg 6 comments
felman87 · 1 week ago
Why not Bark Ruffalo?
The only thing I learned 5 comments
felman87 · 1 week ago
Guess I'll die....?
How do you pronounce your phone number? 1 comments
felman87 · 1 week ago
Thanks for putting the punchline in the title.
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How a dog manages to get up in less than a second 5 comments
felman87 · 1 week ago
He heard someone opening some food
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Are there people out there that still don't know about this?! 3 comments
felman87 · 1 week ago
If I got free refills, I'd definitely do just that. Credits start rolling, go grab a refill really quick and get back to my seat.
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Jontron making good use of time 5 comments
felman87 · 1 week ago
I like both together. The balance of cookie and cream is the soul of an oreo. You cannot have light, without darkness.
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Selling stuff online 5 comments
felman87 · 1 week ago
I'd ask for his offer (Probably $1) Then accept but only if he pays in pennies.
Never give up your dreams 7 comments
felman87 · 2 weeks ago
They're very salty.
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Only 365 days 7 comments
felman87 · 2 weeks ago
It'll be 365 next year, since 2020 is a leap year, OP.
Not so special anymore 16 comments
felman87 · 2 weeks ago
I think this is less a "90s baby" and more "American baby".
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Chip chip cheerios 3 comments
felman87 · 2 weeks ago
She repeated it in a British accent......I don't get it. Oh, you have to read the rest of it as well. Kind of defeats the purpose of highlighting something.
Maharashtra, india 5 comments
felman87 · 2 weeks ago
The stone under the tiles look withered as well, like the tiles were put on top as a fix. It's like the bottom set of stairs get significantly more traffic than the ones up top.
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Shower thoughts 11 comments
felman87 · 2 weeks ago
Except we know why the temperature changes.
Helping a girl in need 2 comments
felman87 · 2 weeks ago
They should've had a second or 2 more of her face. Maybe it's just me and my bad eye sight but I could barely tell she was supposed to be scary the 2nd time seeing it.
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Yepp 12 comments
felman87 · 3 weeks ago
Thanks for censoring the word bitch. I don't want any of that fuckin language on funsub.
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Pick your battles? 6 comments
felman87 · 3 weeks ago
So the insane thing is to fight and win all battles? Does that mean we're supposed to pick our battles? This Insanity Wolf is a bit confusing.
I don’t wanna be the first to leave, but I also don’t wanna be the last 7 comments
felman87 · 3 weeks ago
Same. I'm more of a casual get-together kind of guy. I love being with friends and playing The Caption Game. Not sure if it was something they made up or heard from elsewhere but it's a combination of Pictionary and Telephone. Everyone has a piece of paper and writes down a sentence. Then they pass it clockwise. Everyone will get a new paper with a sentence on it. Now it's their job to draw that sentence. Once they're done, fold the paper so the sentence isn't visible. Then pass clockwise again. Now you have a paper with a picture and you need to guess the sentence it's trying to convey. Write it down and fold the paper again so the picture isn't visible. Rinse and repeat, until complete. It makes for a really fun time. I've had a lot of laughs making fun of friends.
Wreiched 56 comments
felman87 · 3 weeks ago
It's a really interesting court case if anyone wants to briefly read about it in wiki:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Virginia_State_Board_of_Education_v._Barnette#Background
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Go johnny go 4 comments
felman87 · 3 weeks ago
And a lot of nickels. Damn, if you asked me for even one, I'd be hard-pressed to fine one lying around. Can I just venmo Johnny the nickel?
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Go johnny go 4 comments
felman87 · 3 weeks ago
This joke made a lot more sense back in the 1900s when nickels were worth something.
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Whew 3 comments
felman87 · 3 weeks ago
..the hammer? That got destroyed in Thor 3?
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