"We're taking you to the emergency room."
Wai...I'm totalllyy finnnee.
"You've taken enough cough syrup to knock out an elephant.

"satanic rituals".

This reminds me of the time Whose Line Is It Anyway did this sketch. Man that show was funny.

Speaking as someone who is injured, and has been for some time. It's not fun. Money is nice but when your health starts going, there's no back up body for you. One and done.

That must be a small class.

Dick must be worse since it's censored in this post.

I'd see that and click on both to see what the difference is. Granted, you can tell by the title. One says hot drink, the other says coffee. While coffee can be hot, it doesn't have to be and not all hot drinks are coffee. And the cancer cause isn't just hot but people who seem to like things scalding (I'll never understand that.). Maybe if people took the few minutes to actually read instead of just glancing at the title and moving on, they'd learn something.

Superman wasn't normal, even by Kryptonian standards. It was the sun in our solar system that gave him his powers. Everyone back at Krypton, with its red sun, was just like a normal human being. Even among other alien races, Superman is unique. Not to mention an endangered species, being one of few Kryptonians left alive.

I feel like you could pay a neighborhood kid a fraction of that price for the same work.

Even if they mean "like no other" as in no one has ever dissed the president in a rap act, they're still incorrect. Presidents have been dissed in rap for ages. He's not special.

Not cancer. This is her telling you she wants to feel loved. You don't have to buy flowers. Just do stuff because you love her. Cook her that favorite dinner of hers. Get her some of that chocolate she really likes but hardly ever gets a chance to buy. Same goes for guys. We like little surprises that show you care.

Isn't that just the chorus though? I mean, yeah, it's repetitive but that's de rigueur

Did someone censor the word "heck"?

You don't understand why getting people to donate is a good thing?

What's insane about this? Is a quip considered insanity these days? Or has insanity wolf evolved into something else?

He said "to kill" not "and kill". The phone could always fail in that mission. It's a difference between someone breaking into your house to kill you and someone breaking into your house and killing you.

Playboy, Prayboy and Grayboy.

Bill doesn't care what kind of phone people buy.
Bill is smart.
Be like Bill.