"In before Apple fans" Yeah, because you're posting this. It makes no sense as a title.

This went from one direction, to the other and back again when I realized "love" could mean "masturbate"

The predictor one is a gender test, not a pregnancy test. Still kind of funny though.

The $50 is the old price. They increased it a while back. So that's what you're seeing here.

So she's right? I mean, that gear is heavy. Getting around in that is difficult. I feel like this post backfired, instead of being derogatory towards her it instead just proves her point.

Thanks Obama

Thanks for the joke, title. I wouldn't have gotten it otherwise

The drink prices have changed though. Fast food places, it's not the food that makes the money. It's the fountain drinks. The food is there to get you to buy soda. Even when food makes money, it's pennies. Drinks though, a medium costs 5 cents, a large 7. They make bank on those.

A classic Dorkly video? No level in Super Mario World had an impossible jump that you couldn't make lest you had Yoshi. No semi-competent level designer would force you to kill yourself unless you had an optional character.

What parent doesn't understand the idea of creating and sharing something humorous?

It's more older aquaman than newer one. His comics were pretty boring and, while strong, there were others who were just as strong. Plus, command of fish and water is nice and all but only if you're near there. D.C. has been busy buffing Aquaman in recent years so yeah.

Did we all wake up one day and forget trolls were a thing? Seriously. The names, banks and dates are different.

Isn't this an endorsement of how good a job the developers did? Aeris being a bundle of polygons didn't make her death any less real for some FF7 players. Sometimes, people get really absorbed in fictional worlds. Like that bitter sweet moment you have after finishing a book series, like Harry Potter, knowing that your journey is finally at its end but knowing that you'll never be able to return to its world for new adventures.

That's the face of a broken man who has lost all hope in humanity.

Women laughing at your junk. Nice to know that some things never change, huh op?

He went to the store twice for you? That's some brother.

College Professor: We need you to fly in so we can talk to you about your child.
Parent: That "child" is 26 years old. I'm not flying across the country for that fucker.

Will I go to this school? No. I'm too old. It'd look really suspicious if a 30 year old were to just enroll.

She? Wasn't it Davos who said that line?

Sounds nice until you realize OP is a serial killer holding her BF's life in his hands.