Plot twist 41 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
If only there was a better way to inform oneself.
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Politically correct face paint for a photo comment 14 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
When did funsubstance turn into bullshit-substance? The site is called funsubstance. This isn't fun. It's dumb.
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Wonderful comment 13 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
Being from Hawaii, we get a bunch of different Santas. White, Polynesian, Asian. Essentially whatever fatty feels like doing it for pennies, since it's more a labor of love.
No idea why people throw a shit-fit if some fictional character isn't exactly how they imagined. "No, Santa has to be white. It doesn't make sense if he's not." The dude lives in the North Pole, secluded from society with his elves yet manages to make all the presents and delivers them on flying reindeer in a single night. But you're right, if he's not white then it just won't make sense. Gotta keep that realism, otherwise kids won't believe it.
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No idea why people throw a shit-fit if some fictional character isn't exactly how they imagined. "No, Santa has to be white. It doesn't make sense if he's not." The dude lives in the North Pole, secluded from society with his elves yet manages to make all the presents and delivers them on flying reindeer in a single night. But you're right, if he's not white then it just won't make sense. Gotta keep that realism, otherwise kids won't believe it.
For reals 14 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
What the hell do you think happened that would make you think that was the same person 1 year later?
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When you have a single mom and a teenage sister 7 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
Is his sister dating older men or is his mom a cougar, chasing after younger men?
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Funny how only two of the three words are actual words. 2 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
Thank god you censored the word bitch. Now we won't know what it says...oh wait...
I'm proud of you guys 23 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
The fact that a parent turns to their 2 year old as a source of wisdom says a lot about 'guest"
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Tumblr Buys a Car 13 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
Some people just irrationally hate something so much that they see it everywhere.
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Kindness is rewarded 5 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
Not just that but, holy fuck, look at it. The words cover up almost the entire picture. Why even bother?
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Brilliant! 9 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
Holy shit. I think this is the first post that has highlights where it actually highlights the only parts you need to read.
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What's this? Nintendo snark? Impossible. 4 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
Because they want you to upgrade to a New 3DS. I hate how this image is used.
Reasonable Dude (or Dudette): Why can't we have emulation on the 3DS? They work on ancient PCs from the 90s, I've seen refigerator displays play Doom. Surely you can get it to work on a device released in 2011.
Nintendo: *shares pic*
Fans: Lolololololol. This is why I love Nintendo. Best. Company. Ever!
RD: But...they didn't answer my question. It seems like they're fucking us over.
Fans: Why do you hate Nintendo? You're just jealous.
Reasonable Dude (or Dudette): Why can't we have emulation on the 3DS? They work on ancient PCs from the 90s, I've seen refigerator displays play Doom. Surely you can get it to work on a device released in 2011.
Nintendo: *shares pic*
Fans: Lolololololol. This is why I love Nintendo. Best. Company. Ever!
RD: But...they didn't answer my question. It seems like they're fucking us over.
Fans: Why do you hate Nintendo? You're just jealous.
Too smart for his own good 23 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
I took it but already got into college that I wanted so I didn't study. 26. I'm so dumb.
Savage girlfriend 4 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
Is this really how low the savage bar is nowadays? What next? Some guy asks for lowfat mayo on a sandwich but you give him regular?
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Who said you're the nice guy? 14 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
I don't even get this logic. Are you implying that because someone doesn't take care of their face or cares for their looks, that makes them bad in terms of relationships or caretakers?
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What happened? 12 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
I've been on the internet for over 2 decades now. Let me tell you, people would tell you to get fucked over the smallest things.
I don't mind pineapple on pizza. I just like pizza in all its forms.
"I hope you get raped by a pack of AIDS"
:/
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I don't mind pineapple on pizza. I just like pizza in all its forms.
"I hope you get raped by a pack of AIDS"
:/
Seems more appropriate every day 12 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
Deliberately trying to bring about the apocalypse, either by utilizing the Tesseract or gathering up the 3 Mother Boxes (Don't know if our reality is DC or Marvel).
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Edited 6 years ago
Inflation 101 2 comments
Mission completed 8 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
That was the intent and it worked. The ALS went from being an unknown charity to one of the most popular because of that challenge. Some people did donate but others spread the message through the challenge. However you want to measure it, by raising awareness or cash, the campaign was a success.
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Finally, someone's telling the truth 9 comments
felman87
· 6 years ago
Did he comment something and immediately screenshot it? Why? What he's saying isnt deep. Both genders of fatties want to be loved for who they are. The difference lies in the fact that even in the 21st century the person doing the asking is mostly men. So fat men deal with rejection and fat women deal with hardly ever being asked out. Pick your poison.
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