Felman87

felman87


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Only god can judge me 6 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I remember being on a plane and I asked for coffee with 5 sugars and 2 cream. The stewardess looked at me weird and just gave me two. Fuck, there's more than that in the soda they were serving. Give me my mildly coffee but more cream and sugar drink!
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Reason to kidnap someone 6 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
So as a political science major, I'm dumber than a physics major but also strong enough to kidnap one of them. Fascinating. So I'm the "jock" of the nerd world then? I'd love to see a movie or show like that. All nerds but the classic nerd, regular, jock, etc, social classes are still there, just done for humor like this pic.
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This looks awesome! 6 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
People can go in the city, it's the center that's considered holy. It's the burial place of Muhammad.
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Think quick 4 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I'm not sure what the problem is. They asked if they could bring their own veggie burgers. If anything, that's quite polite. Just because someone has a dietary restriction, whether it's for moral, personal or health reasons, you shouldn't be a dick to them.
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Keanu is a national treasure 8 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
It's a staged photo. No paparazzi has a camera that big. Lugging it around all day would be terrible.
When You Hate Your Job But You Can't Quit Because People Will Make Fun Of You 11 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Yeah, people! Stop talking about Trump. I mean he's only the President of the United States. Jesus! People act like he's important like Oprah or something.
Halloween psa 4 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
A Halloween PSA, just in time for an event that happened 80 days ago.
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Piece of cake 11 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
i thought of cheese since there are actual blocks of cheese around that size. really interesting to cut one open.
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Your the CAP is on. 4 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
My the CAP is on
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Your doing it right 7 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
My doing it right?
Making Obama... Out of denim 6 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
You're not supposed to eat it, fatass.
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Christmas special 8 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Sue because your dog's fur had a pattern in it?
Another set of useful tips. 5 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I read that first one and thought "Why would you heavily salt a hair?" :/ Dumb me
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This... I like this 13 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Married lesbians. There are 2 moms
I'd pay to see that. An animated movie ofc, or maybe a video game 5 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Non-canon usually refers to one-off comics that a publisher releases as a "what if" but isn't connected to any of the lore. Kind of like how Superman got Red Son, where the "what if" was if Superman landed in the USSR instead of Kansas.
Fan-fiction is just fans coming up with stories themselves.
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Movie names 31 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
A Christmas It.
It's too heavy! 1 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
She's too heavy? Isn't she like 140 or something?
Arnie doesn't age 5 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I feel like this was said by someone who clearly isn't familiar with his film iconography. He has definitely aged.
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Thenk 5 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Wouldn't the equivalent being women complimenting men on their appearance?
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The Orbits of earth and venus 6 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Astronomers.
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Plagiarized! 9 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
The school requires it.
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Darn 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Hi "made on imgur" tag
Oh well 40 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
In a way, that's kind of what Putin ran on. Ignore Russia today and look back at where it was in the late 90s. They had the fall of the Soviet Union and the move to democracy and capitalism was rough. Russia seemed less like it's own country and more like another government being run by Americans. They went from being on top to just another country. Putin promised to return to better times, at least for those who were left behind during the economic shift and bringing Russia back on top. How well he did so is kind of up for debate but the rise in prices of fossil fuels was a boon for Russia, since they sit on a lot of oil and gas. It's no coincidence that the fall of the prices has hit Russia particularly hard, not to mention sanctions from Putin's overreaching into Crimea. But a good portion of Russians seem to like this, even with its faults. There's a lot of controversy surrounding this and it's really complicated but I tried to explain things as non-partisan as possible.
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Just be careful 2 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
so they're both dead and slow. I didn't realize zombies could get dumber. Now I'm curious.
What about if we have an world so "I don't give a f**k" like this? 13 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
So imagine the times of right now? And what kind of world...an world? Why not just skip straight to not giving a fuck and not posting this, OP?