Wow, I wonder why she broke up with him. He seems like such a great and caring guy.

What's the study that this is from?

That's a as good as it goes

Are you uploading from Internet Explorer? This is a year and a half old.

That twitter handle is a genius marketing move. Free advertisement that causes positive feelings between customers and your brand, and it's not affected by ad-block. I'm not sure who are the folks in charge of this but they definitely deserve a reward (and raise).

I must be high as fuck because I thought I was on funsubstance. Fuck, he's onto me.

Wow....how socially awkward?

She never said that sentence. She got eviscerated in the video. Why make up a quote?

Reading this reminded me how expensive things used to be. A mid-range desktop could easily cost you $1500-$2000. The cell-phones at the time were far more expensive than the $800 you'd spend here.

Using his power to dream?

What if you like getting blown by dudes?

This makes me feel old because I was 20 at the release of the first iphone.

Thank God the I was censored. Now people will just read it as Nggas, which sounds nothing like the word that was being censored.

It might be insignificant to him but not to those receiving the aid. Buying me food is nice but to someone who is starving, it means the world.

Sorry, not a natural born citizen.

Yes, the first storm trooper to hit something. Ignoring all the ones that hit rebels and Princess Leia in the first minutes of the first movie, of course. For some reason those never count.

Before the killing, it'll be like an HGTV show. "This is just a fixer-upper"

They weren't ashes when he put them in

You love the movies, not because they were good, but because they sold well without any sex scenes, nudity nor a single hero along with (what you erroneously thought) were minor actors?

My reaction if someone said that to me: https://media.giphy.com/media/iqfYgtx8oWw4o/giphy.gif

Their friendship formed a week ago?

There's so much white in this pic that Trump wonders why more pics like this aren't coming to America.

Oh, the old Mary Poppins joke in a new format. Nice.
Here's the original joke as I remember it:
Yesterday the lady next door received a buzz from the front door. When she opened the door there was a man there.
With a saddened look the man says "Lady, I'm terribly sorry, I just ran over your cat."
Without hesitation the man tells the lady that he would like to replace the cat.
The lady looks up at the man and replies "Thats all right with me, but how are you at catching mice?"

That's really neat. In terms of journalism, WaPo is one of the best, if not the best, in the country.