Ignorance of what? I think she's aware of how close that car was to hitting her

I worked at Wal-Mart during the holiday season in 2012. Never did any of that stuff Not like we had time. I worked in tech which was crazy busy during the holidays. Also, we were open 24/7, only closing briefly on Thanksgiving and Christmas...briefly. They closed for a few hours but people were still there, setting things up for Black Friday and for the inevitable Day after Christmas returns.

No one remembers it. It's only by the grace of god that you found this pic that just randomly references it.

You clearly don't have kids if you're going to pull a stunt like that. That or you don't mind dealing with a house full of crying children.

"This is a savage joke" You don't need to tell us. Have the material speak for itself.

The man said 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' On Monday morning the jeweler angrily phoned the old man 'There is no money in that account.' 'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
Doesn't make much sense if you just read the highlighted portions. So why bother doing it?

Show some ***ing respect? What's the censored word? Assing?

Captain America? Iron Man? Black Panther? Actually, he probably has meds that can cure me.

Shouldn't the images be reversed? Show Amazon books first, then have the reaction to it.

At least you gave it a shot. Kind of wish more people had that attitude.

Getting approached by girls is awkward?

So for $2000 you can go up 10 points. That would put me in genius territory according to some scales. I'd do it, depending on the subject I get to be a genius in. I mean, if it's something like music history, I'll keep the $2k

How...socially awkward?

So you missed all the 90s stuff? Internet. Doom. SNES. PS1. N64. TGIF.

I'll be honest, I didn't know what those prices were either. Not really something I buy.

Why not post the original Rainbow Road?

A perfect example of why, even with a sit-com, you should have an ending in mind.

Thank God the post censored the word fuck. This is a wholesome Christian site.