Releax. Hard to spell a word that's right there in the pic.

I'll be honest, I don't know what the Wars Fandom truly wants. I like new stuff so I thought Force Awakens was far too safe though it feels kind of Lucas-y in how he wanted the prequels to kind of rhyme with the original series. From what I've heard of the Extended Universe, that's kind of how it was. But I guess I want new stuff because I'm indifferent to the series, whereas when it comes to Marvel movies, I just want more of it, don't care what it is as long as it's not Inhumans bad. I found joy in even the crap, like Origins Wolverine, so you have to try pretty hard for me not to like something.

Won't they think that you have a terrible bout of gas?

What an awesome life hack. Now I won't have to bother finding an "anywhere" for my strike anywhere matches. Thanks OP.

A woman gives me nude photos of herself. Oh woe is me. Makes me wonder if this dude regularly sends his dick to his friends and asks for input on how they look.

I think the marker in that person's hand gives it away. Joke would work if it was just the dude's face though.

Oh wow, I remember seeing this like 3 years ago. So that makes 6 years then?

How? With Equipment. Why? Because it's fun.

He's as equally happy at his plans blowing up as she is that her father somehow keeps such keen tabs on her that's he's got a fully equipped jet on standby, just in case.

"She is gonna win if there's a sleeping contest" Because she's already asleep?

Throw some oregano and olive oil on that, it becomes something special

You do know that Go Kart is a thing, right? Like, it exists and before Mario Kart. Where do you think they got the idea from?

Don't. Put. The. Punch. Line. In. The. Title.

My father criticized my watching "cartoons" in my teens because those were for children. He also didn't want me watching most of the stuff on Comedy Central nor Conan O'Brian because their humor wasn't appropriate. I needed to watch things for my age but not shows targeting my age group. Mormonism is a helluva drug.

Throw in Google Fiber and I'm in. That's pretty much 32k going straight into the bank (with a bit for video games)

How do you differentiate the trolls from the real?

Does he want to be famous. Legit question, does he want to be recognized for what he's done. Because, from what I've seen, being well-known after a traumatic event like this tends to attract crazies as well, people who harass and belittle you over what you've been through.

Ripe?

4th significant other in a month? I have a hard enough time just trying to get a date period