Felman87

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Village idiots 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
As have the village genius.
Rock 1 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
assult?
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Everyone knows our supreme leader, Kim Jon Um, created Jesus! 5 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Is the Kim Jon Um supposed to reference something? Is it supposed to be Kim Jong Un?
Am I the only one who hates it? 4 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Yep, you're the only person OP. What's it like being so unique?
Zukerburg vs Elon 6 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Wait, censor the internet? How? I mean, I can understand why he'd want to control what gets posted on Facebook. All companies do (try posting porn here on funsub). But Facebook isn't "the internet".
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Plant fruit trees everywhere 13 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Had a fruit tree in our backyard growing up. If you don't pick them, they fall and rot and that's a whole other mess.
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Pepperidge Farm remembered 20 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Remember just a few years ago? Yes, most of us do.
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Separation anxiety 2 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I remember missing my then GF almost a week before she left for the summer. We were in college so going 3 months without seeing her was going to be tough. Turns out she was cheating on me, leaving for the summer and moving was just her way of breaking up without having to actually break up. So that 3 months became...well, forever.
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Politics 17 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
A bit late for that since we already have a celebrity president. We saw a reality TV star and said "That's who I want running America."
Tony Hawk is such a cool dude 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I'm sure she'd recognize him if he looked like this: https://i.imgur.com/x1nTYfy.png
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Egyptian dentist 5 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Haha? I'm not sure this is a substance of fun
Smells like shitrus 1 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Don't put the punchline in the title
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Defeating the patriarchy  8 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
It's a troll account.
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Appreciate your parents 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Is the dad the MVP in this? Where's the "you da real MVP"?
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See you in 20 years 1 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
19 years later. I'd know, I was born the year 4 was released.
Worst date 4 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
"They always stand me up."
People performing public services are the real MVPs 8 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I worked in Wal-Mart for 3 months during the holiday season in 2012. Holy fuck did that make me respect those workers more. I went insane from how much bullshit you have to take, not just from management but from customers. I don't understand how anyone can survive that.
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All written on a typewritter 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
typewritter
He the boss 35 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Except she didn't. She was the one being blackmailed when this photo got into the hands of a scammer.
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Please be a pattern 21 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I have no idea why OP wants this to be a pattern when you won't even be alive to see it. Why not hope for something better in the future, more permanent?
Please be a pattern 21 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
At least they'll be able to see the gators fight over your dead corpse.
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YouTube again 13 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
You can swear as much as you like (for the most part) it's just advertisers are averse to it. It'll stay up, you just won't make money from ads. If you want to make the big money on youtube, Patreon is the way to go.
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You thought you were something , didn't you 5 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Hopefully you'll learn to crop within the next 50 years.
Beautiful 4 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
There's so much black in this photo that the police felt threatened and shot it.
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When you fire your social media person 4 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
If you change the password, you get logged out on all other devices. So how is this conversation happening?
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