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Felt good 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
That would require OP to do more than just repost something he saw on imgur.
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Alert the church elders 15 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
He creates light and a bunch of other shit before the sun. Which makes you wonder where the light came from and how life lived before the sun.
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Read the book 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Thank god you circled the reply. I would have missed it otherwise
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When you have That Guy in your group 4 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I am that guy.
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When the friendzoner gets friendzoned 13 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
What the fuck is up with the title? How do we know she's a "friendzoner" (god, that's a terrible way to describe someone, isn't it)? And she's not complaining about getting "friendzoned", quite the opposite. She's complaining that she's not even able to be a friend. It says something that you saw this tweet and thought that, instead of a someone complaining about a friend being in a toxic relationship.
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I've must've missed her, too busy looking at memes 16 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Hello ;)
Roy Moore was an alleged sex offender 4 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I'm 30 years old and I've come to realize that there is no "best days of my life". I have good days, I have bad. I had some awesome days as a kid, teenager and now as an adult. I also have terrible days. That's the best part. Today might suck, but tomorrow, who knows? It could be awesome.
MASS starvation 2 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Thanks for putting the punch line in the title.
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Distance makes the heart grow fonder 5 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Congrats ^_^
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No hamsters!! 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Thanks for putting the punchline in the title.
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Mr. T ain't got no time for the jibba jabba 13 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Is Frick censored here?
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Here we go with this bs 4 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I don't get the humor here. Where's the fun in this substance?
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Luck 2 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I already used up all my luck? There really is no hope for me :(
The British Royal Family in 2018 17 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Considering how much the UK gets back from the land that's been leased to them by the royal family, you can hardly consider them parasites. It's pretty valuable property that more than pays for whatever allowance is given to them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhyYgnhhKFw
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D+D ftw 10 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
This reminds me of the [in]famous Jack Chick tract
https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
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Mother’s Day 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Isn't his mother dead?
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Oh my goodness!! 16 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Wait...people on the left wouldn't know it's fictional...but you didn't know it was fictional...but you're not left...
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Adorable sketches 2 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
"confescated"
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Florida, bull costume, spaghetti sauce 2 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Miami NewTimes reported this:
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/how-floridas-proud-open-government-laws-lead-to-the-shame-of-florida-man-news-stories-7608595
TL;DR: Government information is remarkably open and transparent. So in other states the details of a particular crime are unknown, in Florida you have access to everything. So in another state, this would be reported as "Man tries to burn down Ex's house" in Florida, we get the juicy and weird details.
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The first and certainly not the last 10 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I find it interesting that whenever a post talks about race, there's always a bunch of guest comments yet none of the normal people.
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yep 33 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Did you mean academics or is there some new type of schooling called acedemics?
Well I know what I’m doing this weekend 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
How do you not know how to make grilled cheese?
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Well he's right 11 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Oh wow, that's an interesting story. And it puts the people calling her dumb in a different light. Especially now that I read it and see it says "made me believe" instead of "I thought".
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Them Bilingual aninals have you like 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
aninals?
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Then I'm a son of nothing 15 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
There's no way a son of a wood cutter would have the funds to own a computer back when Gates was younger. PCs of the age ran from $1500-3000. A very low end model was 1000 and that was as basic as it got. It would be like buying a $100 desktop today, it does very little.
And why a wood cutter? Where did that come from? His father was a lawyer. The joke would have worked just as well if he said "She's the daughter of the richest man in the world but I am not the son of one".
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