You know what, if that parent bought the game in exchange for the kid participating in debate, I'd consider that a win.

I say it and I don't even have pets. Just letting my laptop know I won't be gone soon, so don't panic.

Thank god you outlined the comment I was supposed to take note of. Sure it takes up a majority of the picture but I know I and others in the group of Epic Top Comment wouldn't have found it otherwise.

I didn't realize funsub was into stupid challenges.

This isn't really marketing, so much as a health warning. Typically when you market your product, you make it seem good. Unless, you consider the death of someone to be positive moment you want to enjoy, in which case I apologize. You're really weird.

I was thinking "they both suck because they didn't really describe anything." Oh, he had a cold. Such a vivid image I have in my mind. I can see his rosy red cheeks, nose that resembled a cherry and sullen eyes. His coarse voice squeaked, begging to be relived of this hell.

You can swear on the internet. We promise we won't tell your mom when we fuck her later.

Why is "your show" in quotes?

I don't claim to know everything about Opportunity, but it doesn't look like they planned to get it back. The hardware required to get off Mars just wasn't included. Probably because it doesn't make sense. Why spend extra to get it back? Aside from putting it in a museum, there's not really much else you could do with it. I mean, sure you could reform it for another mission elsewhere, but it'd be easier and cheaper to just create a new rover.

I don't blame em, donuts are delicious. It's like when people look at me whenever I eat friend chicken. "Of course. Black people love fried chicken." It's delicious. I feel sorry for people who don't eat it.

I've lost 36 pounds without exercise. Just changed my diet. Yeah. Sorry, no cancer here (as far as I know).

Hell, just in my lifetime, people threw a shitfit over Mortal Kombat. Not the reboot's gore-y violence. The cartoon-y violence from the original. We had a senate hearing over it.

I worked for Wal-Mart for a winter season. I even wrote about my experience in it in a blog called Customers of Derp-Mart. Comparing my early blog posts to my last really shows just how angry you get at customers and management.

I'm not sure this is foul or a bachelor thing to do...but whatever. Some of the classics aren't foul or bachelor-y.

don't put the punchline in the title.

Isn't that the purpose of making films? I mean, it's not like Sony is doing this for charity.

stop posting this shit. It was good for like half a laugh the first time but now after a thousand, it's just blah

That's one loaded anon. I mean, 3 piece suit plus a gun. Those aren't things you can pick up at the corner store for a $20.