Mike Jones

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The biggest tip you've ever seen 5 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Too bad it was all just a story to get a bigger tip.
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I'm a millionaire 13 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
But you're also paying for the days you do go.
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*maniacal cackle* 13 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Yes really
their is pronounced /ðer/
they're is pronounced /ðer/
there is pronounced /ðer/
they are the same. They may sound different at times because of the words that surround them, that doesn't mean they are supposed to.
*maniacal cackle* 13 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
They're all supposed to be pronounced exactly the same.
Inspirational Speech 12 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
So who got the $20?
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im just gonna leave this here 62 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
9th grade math teacher jumped onto his desk and started tap dancing because people weren't paying attention.
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My problem 4 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
You won't be tired in the morning if you sleep through it.
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Autistic mistakes 9 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Let this be a lesson to all you people that post crap from 4chan...it is possible to make them readable.
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How to create a secret monitor 11 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
You make another pair.
best thing ever....milkshakes 9 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
It's upside down.
Cool stuff 11 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago 4
Murican food prices 16 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Then the picture would still be the same.
I think she's pissed off 18 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
The valve closes when your actually...finishing...not just because your penis is in a vagina.
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I think she's pissed off 18 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Yes.
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Keep calm and just burn them 14 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
TheChive didn't invent that saying, they ripped it off just like everyone else.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keep_Calm_and_Carry_On
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Someone do this please 14 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Sooo if you searched for say...Martin Freeman, you want to be able to see 99% of The Hobbit online for free?
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Medal deserving 9 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Sports, clubs and stuff like that.
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What a time to be alive, for real 27 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
So? He/she didn't say anything about "today's" internet.
What a time to be alive, for real 27 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
The internet was around in the 60s. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARPANET
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Depends which 9 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Less. If it was more it wouldn't be expired.
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Which is real beauty? BOTH, beauty isn't a size 6, or 16 68 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Ya...its like an 8.5
I'll just put this here. 22 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
That's why it said no.
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Give a cookie to the guy who drew this 15 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
But there is something wrong with her stomach.
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Give a cookie to the guy who drew this 15 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
That doesn't work when people want to do things that affect everyone around them.
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