Mike Jones

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Interesting Fact 12 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Actually it doesn't. Missing bones are far more common than having extra bones, which means that average is lower than 206 making it not enough for an entire skeleton.
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Sink duck 9 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Well that was disappointing.
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Sink duck 9 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
I got a sink duck.
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Feeling pretty dumb right about now... 27 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Last I checked buses have doors on both sides.
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Looks about rigth 84 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Then they should get rid of the terrible name and call themselves equalists.
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Looks about rigth 84 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
And that's why I need feminism.
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You wouldn't download a car, right? 8 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
No.
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A survivor's tale 9 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
It just kept getting better.
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Watch Out! 5 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
What? It's a lab not a construction site, you should be complaining about the lack of eye protection.
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Amazing camouflaged 4 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
If it was really that amazing you would have never seen it to take that picture.
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Hidden aliens in South Park 12 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
and pineapples in Psych.
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My Favorite South Park joke 8 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
That was a hilarious joke.
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Hidden aliens in South Park 12 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
There's one in every episode.
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Looking for answers 3 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Every time one of these gets posted I waste a minute of my life trying to mouse over it and getting annoyed when nothing pops up.
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Lol I died 10 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Probably because it is.
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1 8 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Gunna be awkward when only one of these gets to the popular page.
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Gillette 6 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Alpaca
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No one agrees.. Unless you ask any country that's not America 29 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Tripling your employees pay would raise the cost a lot more than a few cents.
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Running electricity through a pencil 6 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
I was unaware pencils could bleed.
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No one agrees.. Unless you ask any country that's not America 29 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Then all the prices would go up to make up for it. At least how it is now you can not give a tip to shitty waiters.
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I could really care less about the World Cup 25 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
I take my dislike of soccer very seriously.
I could really care less about the World Cup 25 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
But it says "never cared" meaning there is zero care so no you couldn't.
I could really care less about the World Cup 25 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
*couldn't care less
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I wear a lot of black clothing. Someone asked me this today. 22 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
No, because it's actually not a color, making your situation never happen.
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When science is in you 26 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Nice job dodging the question Pluto killer.
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