Same here all the way!

The black dude was like wtf am I supposed to do now my coach never taught me this shit!

Look at Mr. Badass with no harness on or safety equipment!!

Ohh shit I just blurted out laughing in middle of the work lunchroom! I think they think there’s something wrong with me now!! Lol

Eric: Umm dad!
Trump: wtf you want Eric?
Eric: Umm what do we do with our hands!
Trump: ????

Uhhhh... what way did he go George! Uhhh... what way did he go!!

Now that is a job I can get behind!

“Customers always right”
“Not this time you fuckin idiot”

But I like to bone me a nice big women! But not to big just the right amount of big! Yeah!!

Haha I have done this same exact thing but what can they do anyway it was my day off and I was already drunk and out of town!

3 miles I do that much in my first session in bed before I get up in the morning!!!

Keep waiting “Bitch”!!!

My dads birthday is on Christmas Eve and he always told when he grew up that his bday present and Christmas presents was the same!

Cause the richer you are the lazier you are!!! You can’t get that new suit dirty boi!!!

Now this here is what makes my day like “Damn that is some straight up wholesome shit”!!

Omg who would have know Jesus coming back as a little kitty m! I will follow him in kitty form my beautiful cute little Jesus kitty!

Who’s afraid of the big black bat!!! - The Riddler / Hope that didn’t seem racist cause it wasn’t meant to be! So don’t be like that asshole’s!!!

Happy B-Day Bob that little tree in the background is still our little secret! Thanks for all the good and fun episodes over the years!

Umm is this the front desk? I was wondering how is the free wife is it hot or cold?

Where’s CPS at? If this was colored family they be waiting at house before they even got home!