You better get in there bet it’s extra health and ammo there’s a boss level next!

Wow I’m gonna steal this to keep the hipsters from taking over my neighborhood my neighborhood got a rep to keep up can’t be slangin in front of a vegan restaurant!

Umm... is that a used condom that whale shark is about to digest?

What guy hasn’t tried this in the privacy of his own room?

Cat looks like he’s about to shred her face to pieces!

And now I feel all squirmy and itchy all over! Eww fucking hate bugs!!!!

My great grandfather would say these boys nowadays don’t know what being a real man is! He also said these kids nowadays are stuck on there mothers tit for far to long! I always giggled on the last when when I was little!

And this is how you give your cat a concussion!

And it’s always that one place you don’t like! But you go cause they have that one soup you like you can’t find anywhere else!

Congrats your having a litter of kids!

He must be lecturing about Roosevelt’s big stick ideology!

Like how do they slice them? Do they freeze them then put them through a human size deli slicer?

Hell yeah you go girl that’s pretty awesome!!!

Mike Tyson play fights with white tiger in whitey tighties!

Cat went full on derpy derp:p

That white vertical line what sold it$$$

“Gasp” The Reptilians!

Big cats like stick with me kiddo and I’ll show you the world but first it’s nappy time!

That dogo looks like he done with everyone’s shit!

BURN!!!! - Michael Kelso

Ohh we got a freaky girl on our hands! I guess I could do it in the name of love!!

Me waking up in the morning thinking imma get some yard work done but gonna jump on computer real quick skip 7 hrs later where the hell did the day go !?!

Now this is how cat eyes makeup is done right!