That’s why I always have one in each hand!

They pile them damn onions on at McD’s!

In Soviet Russia you give Easter bunny basket!

“Stumbling upon”

Woah that took a sudden turn in the other direction!

For some reason I can hear the sonic the hedgehog theme song!

Is this a derannosaurus derex!

When he dies are they gonna bury him in his trademark sunglasses?

This is a muthafuckin shirt of me wearing a muthafucking shirt of me damn it!

Are these benches cause they look pretty high to be benches?

Oohhhhh yeah!!!!

How do you tell if an ant is male or female? There all girls or else they would be uncles!

Lol dad jokes I secretly like them!

Im the one sneaking an ass shot in right before they snapped the pic!

Where was this when I was younger? Remember my mom sneaking grapes to shut me and my brother up when shopping!

I don’t see why they needed to be suspended from school I know what they did was inappropriate and uncalled for but it’s not like they were actually hurting anyone!

Bae is like I have something you could eat!

Right! Like let me just flip my car back over and let it warm up for a min and I’ll be right there!

Its just like when someone tried to justify to me on how people use to marry off there young teen to a way older man for purpose of financial gain or on that line!

Looks like rocket got dressed up to go to a wedding!

Well if she was trying to make him jealous looks like she succeeded! Glad she moved on with her life instead of being with a douche like this!

Must be the mailman’s son!