
What an ending 5 comments
fkdissht
· 6 years ago
Hey I’d be cool with that as long as he didn’t charge anything thing to my credit cards and I’d also have the free of mind to whatever happened to that wallet! Downside he knows where I live now hope he ain’t a killer!
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Liam needaughter 1 comments
fkdissht
· 6 years ago
You don’t know when or how but I will find you! And when I find you imma give you your birthday present my lil pumpkin:)
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From that day dad joke was born. ( Not mine ) 8 comments
fkdissht
· 6 years ago
Two muffins are baking in the oven. Then one muffin looks at the other and says is it hot in here or is it just me! Then the other muffin looks in astonishment and says holy shit a talking muffin!
I was never told about this in science class 12 comments
fkdissht
· 6 years ago
Please say it ain’t so NDT on the sexual assault charges! I just seen this on the news!
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That friend wanted : Dead or Alive.! 4 comments
fkdissht
· 6 years ago
Omg this looks so uncomfortable if I fell asleep like this I would be hurting in the morning!
I was never told about this in science class 12 comments
Flirting 101 5 comments
fkdissht
· 6 years ago
I hate beating around the bush I like when a woman gets straight to the point!
When I go back to the Dating pool and see all this "Princesses waiting to be 4 comments
fkdissht
· 6 years ago
I think Sarah Silverman is sexy plus she’s funny as hell I call that a win win!
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oof 2 comments
fkdissht
· 6 years ago
Lol that’s uncle Joe for you always killing people without thinking twice ain’t he a knee slapper!
title 5 comments
fkdissht
· 6 years ago
Haha you almost got me! Almost sent an anal pic! Whoopsie!
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Edited 6 years ago
We gotta thank our firemen in some way 9 comments
Applies for dogs too 33 comments
title 2 comments
DC girls 7 comments
Calling for a taxi 2 comments