FkdisSht

fkdissht


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What an ending 5 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Hey I’d be cool with that as long as he didn’t charge anything thing to my credit cards and I’d also have the free of mind to whatever happened to that wallet! Downside he knows where I live now hope he ain’t a killer!
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Liam needaughter 1 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
You don’t know when or how but I will find you! And when I find you imma give you your birthday present my lil pumpkin:)
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We are so healthy! 7 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Liquid potato salad!
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From that day dad joke was born. ( Not mine ) 8 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Two muffins are baking in the oven. Then one muffin looks at the other and says is it hot in here or is it just me! Then the other muffin looks in astonishment and says holy shit a talking muffin!
The guardian 7 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Stranger alert! Stranger alert! Bwwwahhh
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Hats too 1 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Not today you little bastards!
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Ladies and gentlemen, I propose a toast 13 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
We can only hope!
I was never told about this in science class 12 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Please say it ain’t so NDT on the sexual assault charges! I just seen this on the news!
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That friend wanted : Dead or Alive.! 4 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Omg this looks so uncomfortable if I fell asleep like this I would be hurting in the morning!
jewjitsu 7 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Finish Him!!!
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I was never told about this in science class 12 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Waffles then back to asking questions about the universe!!
Don't hire a wildlife photographer for wedding photography 5 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Quit lying that’s his real wife don’t lie to us! Jk
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Flirting 101 5 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
I hate beating around the bush I like when a woman gets straight to the point!
When I go back to the Dating pool and see all this "Princesses waiting to be 4 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
I think Sarah Silverman is sexy plus she’s funny as hell I call that a win win!
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oof 2 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Lol that’s uncle Joe for you always killing people without thinking twice ain’t he a knee slapper!
title 5 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Haha you almost got me! Almost sent an anal pic! Whoopsie!
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We gotta thank our firemen in some way 9 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
I guess thanks for the “fucking” support!
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Applies for dogs too 33 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Look right here it’s says I’m pure breed moron!!
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title 2 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
That’s one cold wiener surprised it didn’t cause shrinkage!
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DC girls 7 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
4th down
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He's A Drill Now 4 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
What I say about taking drunk selfies kitty!
Ah yes 2 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Umm... because you’re on acid!
DC girls 7 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Was not impressed by how they did supergirls top everyone else was great!
You were the worst meme 3 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
You tried little guy!
Calling for a taxi 2 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Hey he’s driving on the wrong side of car! Lol jk