Joey Carlson McBride Jr.

flamingduckballs


I haven't been on in forever, so now I'm gonna be an edgy faggot.
Fuck you.

— Joey Carlson McBride Jr. Report User
Wat 21 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Wait what
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It is an old Japanese tradition that the first dream of a new year will come true 27 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
When there's no Tangled comments. . . . . .
Live and learn 10 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
*Drops flaming papers* *Walks away*
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Live and learn 10 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
*Cracks knuckles* *Straightens papers* *Puts on glasses* Well the thing is, it isn't a repost. It's using someone's picture and claiming it to be your own. Now, if it were a random internet picture with a funny caption, ha-ha. But this is taking a photo from somebody's original work from their own life. And not only are they using it for their own work. You see, if they just wanted to add a funny caption to it, ha-ha. But they lied and used it as a representation of an event that supposedly occurred in their life. Plus, assuming you must re-use someone else's photograph for said post, it probably isn't even a true story anyways.
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Live and learn 10 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Funny thing. Someone else posted that picture long ago, and said it was a pet pig owned by a relative. So I'm assuming you must be said relative? I mean, you DEFINITELY wouldn't LIE on the INTERNET, would you?
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Look at my boyfriend, he's beautiful 23 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Im not sure what it is though. . . .
Look at my boyfriend, he's beautiful 23 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
ShadowGirl we share this secret 'u'
Look at my boyfriend, he's beautiful 23 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
OH MY GOSH AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED ITS ONE OF THOSE THINGS
That moment when you break the G-string while f*ngering a minor 17 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Shoulda made it NSFW for extra tension lol.
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Kid destroys dollar store 24 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Btw, love you <3
Kid destroys dollar store 24 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
And even with all that, the chances of something actually being wrong with him? Pretty low. He was throwing a temper tantrum. Not all children scream and wail.
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Kid destroys dollar store 24 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
So what if the kid is autistic or whatever? He's still human. He still has a thought process. He knows he is wrong in that situation. He needs to control himself. My brother had a friend with down syndrome. But is that kid sitting at home drooling? No, he is currently a nurse assistant at the local ER. Know why? Because that kids parents RAISED HIM. They didn't bitch out and hide him away and protect him and justify everything he did. They accepted and acknowledged his condition, and made exceptions for it. But they still raised him justly and firmly. They raised him right. So I don't give a shit if the little brat is autistic or retarded or what. He needs to fucking act right.
STFU Carl Compilation 10 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Introducing Damnit Jim and Fucking Moon-Moon. Now, MILITARY EDITION.
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Kid destroys dollar store 24 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
You're forgetting the point where you would beat his sorry ass.
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I'm a man and I like fit girls but this is just awful 23 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
If skinny girls could stop doing pretty much the same thing to fat girls, that would be greatly appreciated.
Space party pun 10 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
#SavePluto #ItsTotallyAPlanet #FuckYouNeilDeGrasseTyson
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She was my first crush 19 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
This'll do
Floating tennis court 15 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
I call them "Towers Of NOPE"
Mom, why is the dog jingling? 2 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
Such an old repost but I don't care. DAWWWWWWWWWWW
Distractions 11 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
ABANDON SHIP ABANDON THIS SHIP
Elsa and Jack (by sakimi chan) 38 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
Where is my super suit?
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Elsa and Jack (by sakimi chan) 38 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
Do she got a booty?
Batman's No Gun Policy 12 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
I'll just leave this here. . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1byycwl8qgc
I know I am 19 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
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Cuteness over 9000 15 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
She is gonna slay some baby Titans. . .