Joey Carlson McBride Jr.

flamingduckballs


I haven't been on in forever, so now I'm gonna be an edgy faggot.
Fuck you.

— Joey Carlson McBride Jr. Report User
Ridiculous german coca cola advertisement 15 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Look at your Coke. Now look back at me. Now I'm Manuel Neuer. Now look at your Coke again. Now look up. We're in a stadium, celebrating victory. Look around, now we're hanging with the team, celebrating. Now look back at me. I'm not Manuel Neuer anymore. I'm your girlfriend. If you want your evening to be like mine, drink Coke Zero. Zero sugar, zero calories, all the taste. I'm on a horse.
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Well... 6 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
And then they replaced him.
Some advice I remembered today that possibly saved my life 22 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
But bears are scary. . .
Some advice I remembered today that possibly saved my life 22 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
That's why I support our right to bear arms :D
Rabbit.Exe has crashed 13 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Like, do we even exist. . . .
I'm sort of confused with all the feminism hate? some feminists are awesome. 34 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Aaaaaactually that statement is wrong. Only certain CULTURES believe that self-respecting women must stay covered in public.
Rabbit.Exe has crashed 13 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
dude. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . what was that
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It's a conspiracy I tell you! 7 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Tell Carlos to make me a burrito.
It's a conspiracy I tell you! 7 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Nevermind, ignore me.
It's a conspiracy I tell you! 7 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Then again, everything on this site tends to be a repost, for there is no easy way to make original content.
It's a conspiracy I tell you! 7 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Smells like a repost
Who wore it best? 7 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
This'll do. *Unzips pants*
Some advice I remembered today that possibly saved my life 22 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Actually, it's best to drive like an idiot. Signal left, turn right. Do an illegal U-turn at a light. Use obscure back roads and stuff. Then check if you're being followed.
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I'm sort of confused with all the feminism hate? some feminists are awesome. 34 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Feminism is stupid. Many people support it in a good way, (equal rights for women), but that's called equality. Feminism is a bunch of stuck up women who think they're better than men. They're the people who catch a man looking at them, and immediately hate him for being a sexist pig and looking at her breasts, when for all it's worth he's probably thinking "Oh hey she's kind of pretty." or "I like those glasses. Those are nice glasses." or "I wonder if she knows internet memes, watches anime/Doctor Who/Sherlock, and plays Pokemon." Feminists, in all simplicity, are the female supremacists of this world. Equality and rights and all that stuff? Fuck yeah! Feminism? FUCK OFF.
*black* 3 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
dolphitler
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I'm Very Confused Right Now 15 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
I JUST FINISHED MY FIRST DOCTOR WHO SEASON MARATHON I DO NOT NEED THIS MIND BLOWING CRAP RIGHT NOW NO THANK YOU
FPSs do it right 13 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
This is so profound because it also applies to real life.
The good old days of Cartoon Network 6 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Animaniacs, Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butt-head, Tiny Toons, Hey Arnold, Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Laboratory, Powerpuff Girls, Looney Tunes, The Jetsons, Tom & Jerry, and many other forgotten children's shows of time. I salute you.
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Black hold pole 18 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Well, it may not shorten it in text, but it does in speech. For instance, two thousand and fifteen is 6 syllables, and saying two k fifteen is only composed of four. And I'm sure you already know this next one, but Im just gonna cover all bases. The K in 2k15 represents a thousand in metric measurements.
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Live and learn 10 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
Maybe it's just the fetish thing. Ducks LOVE holding lighters under their nuts, and sometimes it goes too far. I have dedicated this profile to those poor souls. *Starts singing* Ducknuts roasting o'er an open fiiiiiiire. . .
Rabbit.Exe has crashed 13 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT WHATDOIDO
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My worst fear 7 comments
flamingduckballs · 9 years ago
You stupid
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