Would you like to join me? 14 comments
floridaconverse
· 6 years ago
Most in America don’t
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Ok Susan *** off! 4 comments
floridaconverse
· 6 years ago
“We’re open 365 days a year”
Even Christmas?
Yes ma’am even Christmas
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Even Christmas?
Yes ma’am even Christmas
Now he wants to live in the fridge 9 comments
floridaconverse
· 7 years ago
I’m not sure how to explain it but my dog normally weighs 20ish pounds but when she doesn’t want to move she feels a lot heavier
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Now he wants to live in the fridge 9 comments
floridaconverse
· 7 years ago
Little dogs can make themselves very heavy if they don’t want to move
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Be american 6 comments
floridaconverse
· 7 years ago
Service won’t work because it’s raining? Guess what it’s raining bullets outside too
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Edited 7 years ago
Dad of the year award 2 comments
floridaconverse
· 7 years ago
My school didn’t care at all, I filed late notes as an aide and half of them were “please excuse X” -parent
It's the most wonderful time, of the year 12 comments
My mind is full of useless information that I use only to weird people out 6 comments
floridaconverse
· 7 years ago
mashed potatoes are commonly use to take display pictures of ice cream because they look the same and don’t melt under hot lights
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Cookies 8 comments
Cookies 8 comments
floridaconverse
· 7 years ago
My roommate ordered an ice cream sandwich to be delivered to our room and they brought the cookies but no ice cream
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This man accidentally used his wife's menstrual cup to measure rice 25 comments
floridaconverse
· 7 years ago
It works through suction I believe so it just depends on how well you attach it
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How to study like Harvard student: 10 comments
floridaconverse
· 7 years ago
There are also a lot of people who realize that a major isn’t right for them after taking a random class and realizing it’s a passion they want to pursue
How to study like Harvard student: 10 comments
floridaconverse
· 7 years ago
Because I need part of it for my degree but the courses go more in depth than I’ll need for servicing accounts. And don’t hate on easy classes that will give your brain a break. last semester I took 17 hours of core classes and burned out. I get that STEM majors aren’t always artistically inclined but be glad you’re getting some room to relax in your schedule
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How to study like Harvard student: 10 comments
floridaconverse
· 7 years ago
I’m an APR major and I don’t want to learn about your shitty math so take your head out of your ass and find your way off that high horse
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This man accidentally used his wife's menstrual cup to measure rice 25 comments
floridaconverse
· 7 years ago
It’s real but she had just boiled it and was letting it dry when he assumed it was a measuring cup of some sort
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Internet hug of death? Internet hug of death 11 comments
Internet hug of death? Internet hug of death 11 comments
floridaconverse
· 7 years ago
The instagram had been up a while before she tweeted so I’m not sure he’s using it to make money, just to share cool hotel carpets
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A good daddy 26 comments