Flowerkiller

flowerkiller


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Where is my money, LEBOWSKI? 5 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
I was going to write something but this was just easier to explain the authorization hold. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorization_hold
As for refunds, the company (their bank etc) initializes the refund. I have no idea the company side but I do know financial institutions (depending on the size) run those credits to your account through a computer program that does large batches of refunds at once. Imagine having to credit accounts manually by verifying ledgers and depositing those monies into the correct account. It’s take forever to do what one program can do in minutes. They recieve the file, they refund the money in the next batch.
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Going through cardiac surgery like a pro 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Is there anyone else that looking at this causes their chest to tighten with emotion?
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Plant is growing legs 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Lieutenant Dan got new legs!
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Remember the good old days? 7 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Anya knew.
Everyone are good inside 15 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
that reminds me...it’s almost sweet potato pie season. Thank you, google!
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National treasures 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Saw the boobs first, then the words, thought hey....I bet that’s a National Treasure reference....then saw the face. Damn it.
I fell into the boob trap and I’m a girl.
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Devil nut 2 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
So that’s what happening right now on the East Coast. The devil came as a hurricane.
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Pineapple ganesh! India 5 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
The French flag doesn’t have a period stain in the middle.
Pineapple ganesh! India 5 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
First thought: how pretty
Second thought: there’s a swastika
Third thought: my dumbass forgot that symbol is way older than nazis and means something entirely different than what it was used for by them.
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Break your cutting board? Make spoons out of it! 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Who has time for that?
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Those damn furries 8 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
I just found out I would compromise my artistic integrity for money. Poverty is a cruel.
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A little victory 21 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
My state won’t issue an immunization record unless they have all shots....which sucks because although my kids have had a good portion of the shots, there are some vaccines that caused them to have very high fevers and seizures so they can’t receive the full set of those.
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RIP 13 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
MI?
RIP 13 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
With humidity you can cut with a butter knife.
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RIP 13 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
There are two weeks of fall and spring in the south. Just enough to see one leaf fall down while eating a pumpkin spice cinnamon roll and not be sweating your butt off while wearing a pair of panty hose under your pastel church dress with a built in slip for Easter services.
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Ford Focus completely disintegrates 5 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
No shit.
Ford Focus completely disintegrates 5 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Built ford tough.
You have to set the bar low first 1 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Offer your services and make some money with your new found super powers. That’ll shut them up.
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The love of my life! 14 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
There are two options: work on your problems or get rid of them. People that grow apart can still grow back together but time and effort is needed as well as a willingness to become a couple once more. Takes two people to do this. Hope all goes well in whatever you decide.
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The love of my life! 14 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
I was 15 when we met. Been married for almost 14 years now.
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That's a good solution to our problem 21 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Knob slobber junkie
Caillou is an art genius 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
If you’ve ever been forced to watch episodes over and over, you'll find the hate comes naturally.
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Baby boomer 3 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Worked in a credit union. Had one older member bring us cornbread and chicken soup every few weeks during the fall and winter. Another old man would buy us candy (we sold worlds finest to support charities) because he was a diabetic and if he couldn’t have it someone else should. Had a young woman scream at us because she overdrafted her account by a good amount and we wouldn’t refund her fees....because she had been in the previous mouth about the same thing.
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