Flowerkiller

flowerkiller


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The kitty trap 9 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
How to get another cat. Exist. They’ll come to you.
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Grrrrr 1 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
This is probably what my husband and his boss saw that one time they caught me road raging on the way to work. In my defense, someone was doing 30 in a 55 and I couldn’t get around them.
Checkmate 9 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
They put roses in some teas.
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Survival of the fittest 3 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Both of them are pets
Where is my money, LEBOWSKI? 5 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
I was going to write something but this was just easier to explain the authorization hold. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorization_hold
As for refunds, the company (their bank etc) initializes the refund. I have no idea the company side but I do know financial institutions (depending on the size) run those credits to your account through a computer program that does large batches of refunds at once. Imagine having to credit accounts manually by verifying ledgers and depositing those monies into the correct account. It’s take forever to do what one program can do in minutes. They recieve the file, they refund the money in the next batch.
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Going through cardiac surgery like a pro 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Is there anyone else that looking at this causes their chest to tighten with emotion?
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Plant is growing legs 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Lieutenant Dan got new legs!
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Remember the good old days? 7 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Anya knew.
Everyone are good inside 15 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
that reminds me...it’s almost sweet potato pie season. Thank you, google!
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National treasures 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Saw the boobs first, then the words, thought hey....I bet that’s a National Treasure reference....then saw the face. Damn it.
I fell into the boob trap and I’m a girl.
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Devil nut 2 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
So that’s what happening right now on the East Coast. The devil came as a hurricane.
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Pineapple ganesh! India 5 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
The French flag doesn’t have a period stain in the middle.
Pineapple ganesh! India 5 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
First thought: how pretty
Second thought: there’s a swastika
Third thought: my dumbass forgot that symbol is way older than nazis and means something entirely different than what it was used for by them.
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Break your cutting board? Make spoons out of it! 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Who has time for that?
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Those damn furries 8 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
I just found out I would compromise my artistic integrity for money. Poverty is a cruel.
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A little victory 21 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
My state won’t issue an immunization record unless they have all shots....which sucks because although my kids have had a good portion of the shots, there are some vaccines that caused them to have very high fevers and seizures so they can’t receive the full set of those.
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RIP 13 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
MI?
RIP 13 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
With humidity you can cut with a butter knife.
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RIP 13 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
There are two weeks of fall and spring in the south. Just enough to see one leaf fall down while eating a pumpkin spice cinnamon roll and not be sweating your butt off while wearing a pair of panty hose under your pastel church dress with a built in slip for Easter services.
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Ford Focus completely disintegrates 5 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
No shit.
Ford Focus completely disintegrates 5 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Built ford tough.
You have to set the bar low first 1 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Offer your services and make some money with your new found super powers. That’ll shut them up.
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The love of my life! 14 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
There are two options: work on your problems or get rid of them. People that grow apart can still grow back together but time and effort is needed as well as a willingness to become a couple once more. Takes two people to do this. Hope all goes well in whatever you decide.
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The love of my life! 14 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
I was 15 when we met. Been married for almost 14 years now.
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