I made an awful and painful snort laugh at cownivores.

Or go all out and carry a morning star.

It’s all nasty and the local gov knew and hasn’t done shit to fix it.

Or maybe he picked out the soap because he knows just how much handwashing helps prevent getting sick and less sick time means more play time.

Prescription drugs on the left, illegal on the right?

Never heard them called that. Thank you. :D

Both of them are pets

I was going to write something but this was just easier to explain the authorization hold. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorization_hold
As for refunds, the company (their bank etc) initializes the refund. I have no idea the company side but I do know financial institutions (depending on the size) run those credits to your account through a computer program that does large batches of refunds at once. Imagine having to credit accounts manually by verifying ledgers and depositing those monies into the correct account. It’s take forever to do what one program can do in minutes. They recieve the file, they refund the money in the next batch.

that reminds me...it’s almost sweet potato pie season. Thank you, google!

The French flag doesn’t have a period stain in the middle.