Flowerkiller

flowerkiller


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Some dads are better than others 6 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
Maybe they’ll start a boy band
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OIL 16 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
will end the war. We cannot promise that only these cities will be among those attacked but some or all of them will be, so heed this warning and evacuate these cities immediately.
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OIL 16 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
LeMay leaflets
Read this carefully as it may save your life or the life of a relative or friend. In the next few days, some or all of the cities named on the reverse side will be destroyed by American bombs. These cities contain military installations and workshops or factories which produce military goods. We are determined to destroy all of the tools of the military clique which they are using to prolong this useless war. But, unfortunately, bombs have no eyes. So, in accordance with America's humanitarian policies, the American Air Force, which does not wish to injure innocent people, now gives you warning to evacuate the cities named and save your lives. America is not fighting the Japanese people but is fighting the military clique which has enslaved the Japanese people. The peace which America will bring will free the people from the oppression of the military clique and mean the emergence of a new and better Japan. You can restore peace by demanding new and good leaders who
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2423 8 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
Rescued sounds like stolen in that paragraph
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Who is going to be ? 43 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
Thunk from the Croods. Well, fuck.
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OIL 16 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
Yeah because the US totally picked a fight with Japan. Use a better example. There are many more.
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Hey if the shoe fits 6 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
Tomorrow is my husband’s birthday and he feels he isn’t where he should be in his professional life but then he comes home to me. He says it makes his life worth it to come home to his family. Just because one thing isn’t how you think it should be doesn’t mean your life is crap. Enjoy what you can as you work to fix other things to how you want them.
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Savage 8 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
The username made the comment even better. And don’t worry, everyone is into kink but they won’t admit to liking it.
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Savage 8 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
I hurt myself laughing from this comment.
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*chuckles* I’m in danger 3 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
There is something about copperhead snakes smelling like cucumbers. Might be an old wives tale.
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No one touch the thermostat 8 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
Dear sweet baby Jesus....look after this poor guest and bless them with the prescription drugs they need so the demon residing in their mind is suppressed so I don’t ever read this kind of shit again.
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Hope you all had a good old "Kev Weekend" 2 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
Yeah that’s only impressive if it’s 14 hours for every 12 hours.
Snap me Thanos one more time! 2 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
Shit...I would have paid double to see that happen but only if there was dancing and singing with Thanos bobbing his head in the background
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Is this True? No reptiles... Guess I'll start packing 3 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
Blackout curtains. Problem solved.
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Game of Thrones Manga 3 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
That Starbucks cup in her hand is a nice touch
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Meet the Midwesterners 14 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
100% true. Let’s go to grandma’s house....4 hours later you get there, spend a few hours and then drive back.....same day.
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Butch gaylord 7 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
Damn it Karen. Look at your own, you saggy titted harpy. —management
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This lad is a hero 4 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
Most adults? Please....they don’t know the simmering rage from dealing with the every day grind that most adults yearn to let loose.
Let’s go fight in a parking lot!
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What a terrifying clown 5 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
I’m sorry but have they seen the movie It?
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Tony 16 comments
flowerkiller · 4 years ago
Best super power ever! Just ask Bruce Wayne.
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Like that they be 3 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
The with had help from one man....cloned a million or two times
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sweet 10 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
He rode in a pale white mustang.
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I could really use some tips 74 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Diet and exercise. Cut down sugar and carbs. Focus on meat and veggies. Using an app help track calories helps a lot. Also it helps having someone else that is in the same frame of mind with trying to lose weight so you encourage each other.
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Shoutout to the OG's 12 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Wrong....90s kids are putting them on their kid’s ceilings....because they are cool.
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Hoes inc 3 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
No, it makes you a dumb hoe.
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