I'm living the dream 4 comments
fly_to_mordor
· 6 years ago
But you still sit with those weird people who have weird kinks and enjoy their nightmares.
▼
"You're mine now" 7 comments
fly_to_mordor
· 6 years ago
I'm the drunk type who thought it followed me home but it ended up being me carrying it home.
1
WTF is this human 7 comments
Welcome home daddy 4 comments
Treat yoself 5 comments
fly_to_mordor
· 7 years ago
Yah, sure. Life getting older is the most sh*tties thing ever.
**note: completely sh#itfaced wile typing this.
▼
**note: completely sh#itfaced wile typing this.
Brave girl 15 comments
fly_to_mordor
· 7 years ago
Imagine what she'll be telling her kids.
"Moooom, my tummy hurts. I don't want to go to school."
"Ooh reaallly??? Well let me tell you about the time I..."
"Moooom, my tummy hurts. I don't want to go to school."
"Ooh reaallly??? Well let me tell you about the time I..."