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Guess the map! 7 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

Actually it looks more like it's predeseor de_dust

How I look at my son when I catch him doing a fortnite dance in public 1 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

*cocks gun* "Honey, look away, it's for the best"

But 3 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

ironic.

Glitch in the matrix in the matrix 6 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V

Hold on there buckaroo 12 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

then why not go into Spec Ops or something?

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Low wakeful stereotyped Spider 3 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

Can he help me peddle drugs?

Hold on there buckaroo 12 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

And you want to kill people?

My "art" (I'm an amateur beekeeper) 25 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

Any foulbrood yet?

Hold on there buckaroo 12 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

I think if you're a medical practitioner with a high body count, you're doing something wrong.

Squirrels gotta nut too 5 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

He's gonna nut the missiles towards North Korea

Violent last two Iron 2 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIP

My sister is such a birch 5 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

I can't beleaf that title

+100 IQ 3 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

+++therefore
++++and such
+++++subsequently

Rain 7 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

Cesi n'est pas la pluie

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When u are sitting next to what you fought against once 5 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

Yes, I agree that old guy is very adorable.

The bro code 9 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

"He's over at the tree!"
"WHICH TREE!?"
"THE ONE I'M POINTING AT!"
"I CAN'T SEE WHERE YOU'RE POINTING!!"

The bro code 9 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

Women are better at Civ
Men are better at Fortnite.

Roses are red, I only have 1 wish 3 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

Zoinks Scoob, What a fuckin' madlad. Total wack monster. Gnarly.

This dog sacred the sh!T out of me Today 6 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

Tiger*

Selife goals 9 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

Wack.

The photographic representation of what parenthood is 5 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

Baby: I must grasp the fire to cleanse the candle of its tyranny.
Parents: Oh shit fam no!

Selife goals 9 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

What is a selife?

Haptic devices may incorporate tactile sensors that measure forces exerted by the user 9 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

But you really shouldn't've

Terrorist sun! 5 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

It's cool, people have similar names all the time.

brutal 7 comments

flyingoctopus · 5 years ago

its a wolverine